I loved Camp Nowhere! Just thought it was ‘lesser known’ compared to TEN THINGS

How dare you accuse me of feeding my child “special nonsugary” [sic] food.

novelty lubes are a mistake. nothing like a flaming hot hole when your warming novelty lube is super effective.

THANKS, OBAMA!

So, I just paid $90 for a three month supply of the Nuva Ring through my insurance (they wouldn't dispense one at a time, only in a three pack). Any chance I can get this reimbursed? Or is this a going forward basis only?

I bet he takes power naps instead of just regular boring naps.

Just reading that was exhausting. I think I’m going to take a nap. Who’s with me?

When I was 17 I had plenty of parental supervision, worked and went to school, got accepted (and graduated) from one of the best universities in the country and sometimes I got high as fuck. BECAUSE I WAS 17!

Kylie Jenner is a teenager, with little to no parental supervision who doesn’t work or go to school and is dating a 25 year old rapper who has a song out called “Bitches and Marijuana”. I imagine she is high all the time.

“The different Me’s represent my Chakras. Yellow is Self-confidence, Blue is my voice (song), Red is my survival instinct, and the Black is a combination of everything (the true me).”

I wish the pictures were AFTER the Outcomes. Not because of some suspense or anything like that, but because I’d love to read what the think while I stare at their faces. Maybe I am weird.

this lip colour is perfect!

soiled myself, not proud

If you can’t afford to tip appropriately, you can’t afford to eat out.

Well, that escalated quickly.

Lettuce hope that doesn’t happen..

Just don’t let it get you into a pickle!

FIXED.

In case you’re wondering why the cops talked him down instead of just shooting the weapon-wielding meth head...