Being a website implies that they have access to Google. And they speculated about what's in a fourteen year old's pants. Do you understand being pissed about that?

Bonus points for accusing the mother of creating an unstable home life when the father is R. KELLY.

its very strange how the hive mind of the internet works. Chaotically evil, as well as chaotically good. This is the type of response we should have when ordinary people step up with a random and selfless act of bravery. I donated to his GoFundMe.

This is why I think schools should also ban Elmer's Glue. And milk. And water. Can you imagine what bullies might do if they had access to water? Make you drink it til you threw up, put it on your clothes to imply you peed your pants, etc.

Someone please think of the children!

You shut your whore mouth! I love Italian bread simply because the crust is rather hard but it's so soft inside!! Plus... Oil, basil and fresh mozzarella.

I paid $8 for "avacado toast" in Baltimore this past week. I am part of the problem and I'm sorry.

That butter better be made with rosemary, thyme and god damn baby panda tears. Baby panda tears sourced from said baby panda BEING TICKLED, only TICKLE TEARS COUNT...sad tears are inferior.

English is a bastard language that freely appropriates words for things where we have none: hence schadenfreude, fillet, bodega, rucksack, sushi. Why would we create a word for a Brazilian dish that already has a well-established name?

I would bet it would be something like, "while her milkshake brought all the boys to her yard, her feijoada was a significantly less effective metaphor for her sex appeal."

I could tutor you but I'd have to charge.

isn't Jordan/ Katie Price's wedding dress the automatic winner?

Oh for the love... IT'S READING FUCKING RAINBOW. It's the closest thing to perfect educational TV programming that has existed, exists now, or ever will exist.

To be fair, he TOTALLY was.

"Is Josh giving you shit because he's going through his post-adolescent idealistic phase?"

That's ridiculous. We should blame the right people. Mostly the produces of Animal House for giving them the idea.

I'm assuming these were soft shell tacos. Hard shell constitutes a felony in most states.

sometimes humans also employ hyperbole for attention.

Doesn't he know that only white hipsters get to wear feathers at Coachella? God, get a grip or something.

They met in school something like 30 years ago, so she's been there the whole time, I believe.

and that they hated each other