I agree with you 100 percent, and these people are only villianising you because they don't work with teenagers. I work with highschool kids, and they are basically the worst. That doesn't mean we don't love them, and love working with them. I'd venture to guess that the people making rude comments don't remember…

Neat. Okay, I'll field this one. I clearly hate these children because I spent my Saturday preparing my kids for the AP Calc make up exam since they missed the first go around because they were sick. I also hate these children because I also spent my Saturday reviewing with my Chem class for their upcoming exams…

What sucks about your comment is that I'm neither a feminist or fat. Step your troll game up pimpin. You did get me to comment 1/10 It's okay-IGN

They rioted because they had a flimsy excuse to riot. Nothing more. Nothing less. As a teacher for eight years now, I can honestly say high school students are the most devious people on the face of the Earth. Sad but true.

I do want to point out that its actually hard to get a restraining order. The father MUST have had some solid evidence that this was in fact happening to get that order in the first place.. Also, The kid is 5.. This is learned behavior.. He learned those words and the meaning of them somewhere.. My first guess is at…

He'll always be Griff to me

"I knew the job was dangerous when I signed up for it. My recruiter told me that I might face my greatest fear someday. Today, I saw the ogre, the nemesis, the dog and my training took over. I'd like to thank my sensei Mr. Pickles for seeing in me what I could not. Also, meeoow."

At first, I was like "Yaaaaaay!"

I was praying so fucking hard for a horrible typo.

I just went from liking Seth Rogen to loving Seth Rogen. Well done.

. . . except she only pretended to blind them, following your analogy.

My mind immediately went to Gabourey Sidibe's (brilliant) speech from the Ms. Foundation Gala the other night:

She didn't "tamper" with anyone's food- she made them think she did. It was a prank. She was being bullied and she fed them mayonnaise cupcakes. Good for her.

But really, how stupid would these bullies have to be to eat something given to them by someone they've been tormenting? Or are they so entitled that they can't imagine anyone wanting to get back at them?

Not that they deserve semen-filled cupcakes, but I mean, if you're gonna accept homemade food from that girl that you treat like shit... Don't be so surprised?

hahaha!

I was at a subway once where the cashier was tricked by a change artist. The man didn't purchase anything, just wanted to break $100 bill in an overly complicated manner. She was $60 short after he left. The manager demanded that she (the cashier) pay for it, and stated it would be deducted out of her paycheck. She…

Don't worry. Kim took him out for ice cream afterward.

This is you, Madeleine. Bask in it.

Seriously. America.