"I'm going to sue the woman who my husband was screwing on the side because obviously he would have been faithful and never touched another woman and I bet this is the only time he's ever cheated on me." Frankly I have to applaud her. That level of delusion is amazing.

Well, I'd be pissed if it was all stealthy and what have you. If John Legend is getting with a supermodel, at least make it the floor show.

I'm not proud of it, but I would totally have sex with that man.

I would love to make money doing this, unfortunately the market for lacy panties previously worn by overweight hairy guys in their thirties is shockingly low.

If you read the article the father has vowed to kill his daughter to protect their family honor. I know I shouldn't be surprised by this, but every time I read about a parent willing to kill/hurt/disown a child for reasons related to going against social norms, it boggles my mind. I just, who are these people? How do…

I instantly disbelieved her too, because I am an addict/alcoholic, and although I never used that excuse for missing work, the stakes were never that high for me (having a show on OWN) and I'm sure that if they had been, I would have. If it were me, and I'd relapsed, and the stakes were that high, rather than admit I…

This has never happened to Kirsten Dunst, but she doesn't give off that vibe or court that.

Yup. It's her fault some dirty old man couldn't stop staring at her very lovely form. This is exactly how women end up in burquas.

I saw this story yesterday, but the headline wasn't so unenthusiastic about surprise kittens so I ordered a bunch of things from Amazon in the hopes some would come with surprise kittens but due to your superior headline I feel I may have gotten a bit ahead of myself and that perhaps surprise kittens aren't the great…

There is not now one, but two, subthreads focally focused on said cheese delicacies.

I often throw my phone aside with mindless glee in order to eat frozen cheese delicacies upon returning home.

I dunno :-p

I'm not sure which is worse, the premise or the fact that "wanna" is actually a word now.

... ... what does it say about me that I'm more disgusted by the city's decision to dump that much water than I am by the teen's decision to piss in it?

RULE #7 DO NOT TELL ON BULLIES. Because we're tired of dealing with your shit.

Let me be very clear with you. I am Indian, I lived in India, and UNLESS THAT BINDI IS RED AND ROUND IT IS NOT AN AFFRONT TO THE CULTURE OR PEOPLE. Deocrative Bindis are not specific to JUST India. They appear in many Asian countries as well.

Get. Over. It. Wearing clothing and accessories inspired by a culture does not automatically debase that culture. It's a fundamentally neutral act.

Someone's going to steal that.

Well then. No.