This is a dumb post. All of those goals were solid, and if it were anyone else scoring them there would barely be a reason to make note of them at all, other than scoring 4 in a half is damn impressive.

Insofar as it is possible to feel bad for a world-class striker at one of the world’s biggest clubs who is handsome and wildly successful, I felt bad for Cavani after his game against Arsenal (a team I support!), and was glad to see him knock in 4 today. The human condition is weird

Preller referred to himself as a “maverick in the middle of nowhere”

Who wouldn’t want to be known as the Sarah Palin of MLB?

Must be hard at this point to be pro-Preller and move forward.

He is. His whole response to that ‘ching chong ding dong’ bit a few years ago was evidence of that.

Legal wise it seems like a solid argument if he can prove it. At least from what I’ve read about wrongful termination law suits.

30 Dirty Tricks to Heat Up Your Voting Booth! (Hint: at least two involve ice cubes.)

No articles about Barcelona losing to fucking Alaves??

I would love to care about the Europa League but Slaven fucking Bilic can’t beat Astra fucking Giurgiu to save his fucking life.

Also, HAHA United.

Why’d they choose his brother’s name?

Odor’s parents chose his name for the same reason.

The NHL should adopt Japanese baseball team-naming conventions. Town + sponsor + nickname. Tell me you wouldn’t stay up late on the East Coast to watch the New Jersey MetLife Devils against the Las Vegas Spearmint Rhino Hawks.

You have to special kind of monster (and stupid) to send videos of you raping a girl to her ex-boyfriend...

No, but he may eat like him.

“I pity the Foo!”

“Ham Fighters was our first choice.”

And all he’s done as the DH is hit strong home run slams all over the baseball yard.

These numbers belong to Shohei Otani, who plays for the Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters in Japan’s professional league

Steve Neblaska!