I’m trying to decide whether or not that’s creeper than the picture of her on his lap with the plaster parrots. Is this an example of the Electra complex?

I fucking hate Ivanka so much. She’s a traitor to her gender and a piece of shit. She is just as bad as her father, just in a more “attractive” package.

Pfft, I won a septuple with Wrexham while using the Pyramid in about 40% of my matches, including the FA Cup final and Champions League final.

Then I tried to make the USMNT good and utterly failed.

But then who is going to lead St. Pauli to European glory?

“Plus, I won more games without it than did with it in.’’

Clearly he's more of a Yale man.

Still not as awesome as this gem that honored Mark Messier for his actions on 9/11 when the Twin Towers were destroyed by a nuclear explosion.

As someone that did go there, he is probably one of the guys chasing cans at the tailgate outside Kinnick.

“Brown says he’s considering more Hawkeyes tattoos, including one on the other side of his head to even everything out.”

I’m guessing he probably didn’t go to school there.

Is Kirk Ferentz a Hindu?

No thanks.

Wow! That’s impressive!

UPDATE: Cory Brown named head of the NFL concussion protocol program

This was a southern California community college football game, not a Stanford swim meet.

The ref is lucky he wasn’t raped while unconscous.

Dammit. With an infallible excuse like this one on tap, we’re bound to see athletes wearing helmets anywhere and everywhere in the future.

Pretty broad

As for the owner who asked me to fetch him coffee, we became good friends, and he emerged as one of my staunchest supporters. He had no issue with my gender. He was simply surprised. Thee rules of the game had changed during his tenure as an owner—indeed, during his lifetime. And yes, he was mortified that he had…

True story: One time I was at a UFC card and the DJ played a dubstep remix of “Bodies” by Drowning Pool.