What about the other thing that’s been bothering everyone? Where does Thanos get his clothes? Does he buy them online or is there a Cosmic Big N Tall store? Does he have to wash them? Who washes them? How can anyone go into this movie without having these questions answered.

The problem for me is that they’ve move too far ahead in time to pass the whip along to someone new. If the rumors are to be believed, Indy 5 will take place in the 60's, which means that’s the earliest decade we’d see new adventures take place in. Well I don’t know about you, but I much prefer my Indy-flavored…

But...but...but...there are a bunch of RECTANGLES in the movie. Surely that can only mean one thing!

I would argue that TinTin is a better Indiana Jones movie than the Crystal Skull was.

I’ve only watched this film once, but damn if the visuals, performances and story haven’t lingered in my memory to this day.

In its own way, it was a better Indiana Jones adventure than his last Indiana Jones adventure.

If The Adventures Of Tintin and The BFG suggested that the director’s craftsmanship rarely extends to entirely CGI worlds, this IMAX-scaled spectacle begs to differ

somewhere, Ray Davies is writing a concept album.

Not going to lie if I was told if I could direct a Star Wars movie the first scene I would think of is a Lightsaber fight too.

What a surreal and slightly idiotic set of circumstances. I can’t identify with any part of this article, not the streamers, his viewers, his living situation, his apparent lack of adult coping skills to engage in other more conventional social activities during his suspension. These articles about Twitch, the…

Yeah, kids waiting to be adopted - no one wants to hear your sob stories about wanting to have a real permanent family! Boo effing hoo! ffs

Not one “It’s aliens” meme. I don’t want to live in this world.

It’s obvious what it is...

Don’t do this. Don’t pick apart non perfect allies when they do something good. Kudos to them for moving forward and helping the fight to equality. Not excusing anything they’ve done in the past, but they deserve a handshake for this one.

Counterpoint: when Gandalf returned, my movie theatre exploded in cheers. One of the best cinematic moments I’ve ever been a part of.

To be clear, you did imply that. And to be clearer, go fuck yourself

But your trans friend was cool with Trump shitting on black and brown people when she voted for Trump, so excuse me if I cut her no fucking slack.

Correction: The Rocketeer’s score was by James Horner, not Howard Shore.

It’s based on the idea that Smash games generally have a long marination period between announcement and release. It’s usually closer to 6-7 years between releases. Sakurai and his team tend to take long layoffs to rest between games. They’ve historically been very public about the development. And the Smash team was…

This raises multiple questions. Why is he putting on pants that are basically like he skinned a different grinch to put over his already grinch-y legs? Are people in the town just totally cool with him walking around their town? Isn’t he supposed to be some kind of hermit cause he hates everyone so much and only…