No SEARCH, no QUEST. Just ‘and the’. Yes, you know what to do too...

Dump the asshole who yanks the cup out of her hand to take credit for the ball. Believe me, he’ll only become more of a controlling asshole, not less.

Can’t I agree with the analog but I’ll still try to break down how I personally see it:

It’s just gotten to the point that news like this just depresses me. It’s just another reminder of the kind of thing that’s supposed to obviously matter, but that obviously isn’t going to.

“Asian countries”- what the ever loving fuck?Research factory farming in the US & get back to us on how Western countries treat animals used for food.

Please, reconsider the phrase “foreign hyena laughter”.

Lol, it doesn’t have a brain; it’s not suffering, but it is probably posting comments on kinja.

It’s a tough race between them and people who say that they are their pets’ “mom.”

It’s fun to watch people who are really good do it.

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

On the contrary I’d expect someone that plays games for a living to have to split their time between more games than your average person.

We’re all watching a predator at work.

Yeah man, I prefer to get all of my edgy badass commentary from the comment section of Deadspin

Here endeth the lesson

“You’re a loser for giving your niece a candy bar, she gave you nothing in return, now you’re out a candy bar that you paid money for...”

I’ve always preferred the look of the American SNES, so no thank you.

Being nice to another human being even if it costs you something is not synonymous with being taken advantage of.

Of course, my doctor tells me it’s somewhat harder to make another baby once you have a foul ball.

This is one of the most insane Reddit comments I’ve ever seen. Did you just use “transing” as a verb to describe parents?

He hand-built entire schools, huh?