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Dump the asshole who yanks the cup out of her hand to take credit for the ball. Believe me, he’ll only become more of a controlling asshole, not less.

No one takes their kid on PoTC to teach them about the horrors of rape in the 17th century.

Can’t I agree with the analog but I’ll still try to break down how I personally see it:

It’s like Sony wanted to make Wreck-It-Ralph but about phone icons.

It’s just gotten to the point that news like this just depresses me. It’s just another reminder of the kind of thing that’s supposed to obviously matter, but that obviously isn’t going to.

“Asian countries”- what the ever loving fuck?Research factory farming in the US & get back to us on how Western countries treat animals used for food.

Please, reconsider the phrase “foreign hyena laughter”.

Lol, it doesn’t have a brain; it’s not suffering, but it is probably posting comments on kinja.

It’s a tough race between them and people who say that they are their pets’ “mom.”

It’s fun to watch people who are really good do it.

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

Remember when “spoilers” used to mean critical plot twists and not in-consequential voice casting?

On the contrary I’d expect someone that plays games for a living to have to split their time between more games than your average person.

Actually, my brainwashed or paid Russian friend, government is precisely the answer.

We’re all watching a predator at work.

Yeah man, I prefer to get all of my edgy badass commentary from the comment section of Deadspin

Here endeth the lesson

Waitaminute... Tetris wasn’t included in the 30 games...

“You’re a loser for giving your niece a candy bar, she gave you nothing in return, now you’re out a candy bar that you paid money for...”