Baby Park?! Baby Park! This is so exciting! That might actually get me to play battle mode.

Humans really don't have to slap Star Wars on everything. I promise it will be okay.

To those of you asking why this matters, or why it should even be mentioned at all, or why people are excited about it:

Imagine you are an orange and your favorite video game franchise is one where you get to play as a piece of fruit. Most of the choices are some variety of apple but there are grapes and bananas and…

When he grabbed his shirt I was really hoping he'd rip it off Hulk Hogan style. Can't properly rage with a shirt on. :/

Paddington was really sweet and charming! Yes, even for the grown-ups.

Do I understand this correctly that they haven't been asked to make pizzas for a gay wedding and that they are simply going out of their way to point out that they are looking forward to discriminating?

It depends on the person transitioning. Some folks wait until they go "full time" before asking others to change pronouns.

Exactly. This guy is seriously talented but his stuff is way overpriced.

Not as much as I yearn for the days when my children were that small.

None of this, not any single piece of it, individually, nor combined, is evidence of transgender status.

Shorter version: "Kat, I would like to talk about your genitals with you."

The only one that didn't do anything for me was the real estate one. The entire time I was reading it I couldn't understand why an agent would want photos of a completely trashed house for purposes of selling it. Wouldn't they get it cleaned up /before/ the photos were taken?

Also, to echo everyone else here - fuck…

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Also irksome: all bears in that universe are identical. The only difference between anyone is their clothing and accessories (and maybe how their hair is combed).

Given her out-of-focus, hair-covered, dimly lit face in that promo video her makeup line must be amazing.

The customer that asked me if our medium sized pizza boxes were the same size as our large sized pizza boxes.

And it's poorly made, too. The timing is off or something.

YES. Every time these levels came up I thought "why is there not a full game like this?" So excited!

It's definitely not harmless. But I sincerely doubt any repercussions from this are going to ruin their future; they'll move on to bigger and even creepier things.

That Angry Orchard cinnamon stuff is pretty great; it's like drinking big red gum.

There's another brand that I like here called 2 Towns Ciderhouse. One of the flavors is more dry and a little less sweet and 11% alcohol on top of that. Everywhere sells it for 6.99 except at Walgreens it's magically 4.99. Every time I…