Oh, I think they've got a point. William's just come off a "transition year" in which he left his helicopter job to do a "bespoke" course at Cambridge, which he missed some of due to being on holiday and really hasn't done much.

Hilary Mantel caught such flack for her description of Kate Middleton, but she is so right. Kate is a perfect plastic princess designed to show off clothes. Maybe she has a deep interiority and agenda, but it has yet to emerge. Waiting for her to do something worthwhile with the celebrity thrust her way sine age 18...

Hey, leave Kant out of this!

You know what the most accurate thing in all of her tweets is? Her inclusion of the bad-speller complex.

When the waitress got to the mother/son pairing and asked for a drink order, the child let go of the nipple, squarely said, "Sprite," and promptly reattached himself to the teat for another go."

She didn't want to take everyone back to the minivan to do the diaper change.

Why the fuck would a changing table be a "woman" thing as opposed to a "parent" thing? In attempting to head off some future sexism, you engaged in some of it yourself. Newsflash, dads change the damned diapers too.

And Matt Ryan is Dudley Doright.

This neighborhood was about half "very old white people" and about half "younger hispanic families". It was a "neighborhood in transition". This politician was an old white man and the people who voted in the area were the old white people. So he was addressing the concerns of his voting constituents. VOTE people!…

Locals =/ Tourists. Drew went to a touristy place and was underwhelmed. Shocker!

Roddy: They are bad at being good.

I have discharge stains in my underwear. I don't care. I wash them. They're clean. That's what they're for.

Have you seen Obvious Child? That's the opening comedic monologue!

It was Batman, with Michael Keaton.

and I heard the cumunion is too salty.

Get down on your knees and start pleasing Jesus! (You'll feel his salvation all over your face if you do it well)

how do you know what they do or do not know about the history of the region?

My best friend and his gf have an ever-growing collection of ceramic cats on their porch. The neighbors have even started adding to the madness.