And drunk enough to be dressed like the '80s! This is so bad it is good - I may have to get this framed and hung in my office just to see how people react.

Please don't forget to light at least one backwards. Mmmmm filter-stench!!

Uggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I used to frequent this one Starbucks near my old work and it was in an affluent neighbourhood nearest a middle school so all of these rich kids would flock there on their break to spend their parent's money just as I was going to work and no kidding, I'd get fucking…

I'm not being nasty, I'm being factual and you're just too thick to realize that. I'm not disputing that a business needs customers, I'm disputing that your $6 dollar coffee increases an employee's wages. That's what you said, but you do seem a little on the idiotic side, so you probably don't even understand what…

I think "Director Zach Braff" is a hilarious enough caption already.

To: Cristina Kirchner

Well, it's true that very few people know the complicated ethno-racial history of the Virginia/Egypt/Sudan conflict. It's easy to boil everything down to race and a sense of entitlement to things that don't belong to you (like entire continents), but the centuries of prejudice Virginians have endured at the hands of…

"The snide comments and casual racism here is just ridiculous."

Wow thank you so much I never would have been able to decide for myself if I liked something if you hadn't let me know.

we nearly died when our ceiling fan broke

Or cats. Or myself.

If you can't handle farts, dogs are not for you.

I...don't think they will.

Read my unbiased research at LouisPasteurWasAMassMurderer.net.

Considering the overlap between the unpasteurized milk people and the lunatic anti-vaxxer crowd

Okay, so when white people unintentionally misuse a term it's not a fuckup, it's the magical transformative property of white linguistics. Seems legit.

We have been Columbused once a-gain.

Fucking flavor, how does it work?

I think "disgusting, yet weirdly Puritanical!" was almost the tagline for The Bachelor but the number of syllables confused the majority of the viewership.