Well, Sandusky is a piece of shit and your shitty school is a piece of shit for covering it up. Pretty simple, no?

We in the SEC have been making ourselves sound superior long before Penn State institutionally covered up child rape to protect their superiority.

And how unfair is that? A revered coach abets a little pedophilia and all of sudden everyone acts so superior.

If you were a Penn State fan, you'd probably feel really comfortable with this guy.

Time to grieve for the apparent death of civics education in the classroom. Not part of the common core, I suppose?

Or maybe "I do not condone" actually means "I have no problem with what he said but I know I'll lose you if I say that so I will couch it in other terms while I switch my focus to what's really bothering me."

There is quite a bit of overlap between racists and people who have no idea how the Constitution works.

Twitter Knee Jerks are all pro-business until a business decides to act in its own self-interest. Weird, right?

Via XKCD -

Man, they have no respect for the art. Obvious humor is obvious.

The real problem with #4 is that whoever formatted the page put #5 on the same line when each question had its own line before that point. Sloppy editing can and will lead to confusion.

What do these two conditions—schizophrenia and left-handedness—have in common?

Is it just me or does she sound like a female version of the Swedish Chef in that interview??

Tears are coming out of my eyes. I had to close my office door.

This broke me. I had to leave my cubicle to laugh in the bathroom.

LISTEN HERE, MY FRIEND, THIS SLAMMIN JAMMIN FLAVOR FIESTA DOESN'T STOP WITH SOME PISSY LITTLE SANDWICH. FOR ROUND TWO, PREPARE YOUR FACEHOLE FOR THE POUNDING IT DESERVES. WE'VE GOT SATAN'S OWN YOU-DAHO POTATOES, AN INCREDIBALLER DISH WHERE WE'VE DUMPED AN ENTIRE BAG OF SPUDS AND THREE POUNDS OF CIGARETTE BUTTS INTO A…

It doesn't help that his Twitter avatar is super creepy, too.

RING THE BELL IN FLAVORTOWN SQUARE BECAUSE GUY REVERE IS RIDING HIS 4-COURSE FLAVOR HORSE THROUGH THE STREETS TO WARN YOU ABOUT HIS BRAND NEW CASH MONEY DELI BRO-GIE JAM PACKED WITH MORE MEAT THAN A DRUNK SORORITY GIRL ON A SATURDAY NIGHT. AND THIS AIN'T NO GAY-OLI MY FRIENDS, OUR STRAIGHT GANGSTER VOLCANO AIOLI SAUCE…

He's like the Swedish Chef's significantly less-adorable, drug-addicted brother who the Swedish Chef refuses to publicly acknowledge.