A doc appointment in a couple days? WHAT? No. My UTIs go from 0-60 in like a day. I keep AZO extra strength numbing tablets at my house and in my work bag, and I get myself to urgent care as soon as I possibly can. You pee in a cup, they diagnose you, and you've got your scrip in like 20 minutes. Waiting days sounds…

This, exactly. I tried to just power through at home and ended up passing out in my living room from a high fever because it turned into a nasty kidney infection. My stepmom had to drive my ass to the doctor and I was out of work for days. And it could have been worse.

What is that about UTIs in succession? I can go a year without one, and then I'll have three in four months. Is it just not really clearing out the first time?

I mean, you can totally pee before, but in terms of preventing UTIs, the important step is def AFTER pound town. I am far, far too familiar with UTIs. God I hate those things.

I agree, but TSwift still fits the best. Carrie Underwood and other country singers don't line up.

Who is this idiot who said to pee before sex? I have never heard that. As someone who is very prone to UTIs, you fucking pee after sex. That person is a moron.

I'm on a different jiggly ball account now, because god forbid I ever sync passwords and shit on my phone and laptop, but I think folks settled on this being Mandy, Ryan, and TSwift http://www.laineygossip.com/Notes-on-a-lov…

I'm on a different jiggly ball account now, because god forbid I ever sync passwords and shit on my phone and laptop, but I think folks settled on this being Mandy, Ryan, and TSwift http://www.laineygossip.com/Notes-on-a-lov…

Didn't pretty much everyone agree that this was about Mandy Moore, Ryan Adams, and TSwift? If so, BAD RYAN BAD TSWIFT.

Ahahahahahahaha he is the best.

I LOVE HIM.

I don't know how a baby can be that adorable. Royalty, man.

That superlative is almost never really true. In his case, it is.

I ... don't see it. I don't have baby eyes or whatever.

I feel like you could have written the first sentence, and then had the second sentence be, "It's from a website called 'borntobeabride.com," and we would know everything we needed to know but in way fewer words.

Oh, I know. But I can still get mad as hell about it.

I hear the same thing about minority candidates. Like, I have heard so many old white dues say, "They only voted for so-and-so because they're (insert minority demographic here), too." BECAUSE YOU NEVER VOTED FOR AN OLD RICH WHITE DUDE BECAUSE HE WAS AN OLD RICH WHITE DUDE, YOU OBLIVIOUS, DANGEROUS MORON.

I'm alive today because my dad's sperm hung around for fucking ever waiting for an egg. My mom and dad boned during a time of the cycle when they thought there was no way she'd get knocked up. Then they learned that some particularly hearty, female sperm can live like 5-7 days. Woopsie doodle.

Ashley I. is the virgin, right? I would be skeptical of her claim if I hadn't seen her crazy, try-hard kissing and ridiculous mid-makeout posing.

If you're gonna make a forehead joke, at least spell his name right!