Haha, I live in Atlanta, and I can't smoke in the summer, or, really, any time it's warm. I'm not a regular smoker anyway, but the conditions have to be just right for me to smoke. I actually think I'd light up a lot more if I lived in a cold climate! But yeah, my boyfriend smokes and cigs are super cheap here.

Given that William just hired an American PR crisis manager as his communications rep, I kind of think there's some press shenanigans going down at the palace and the anti-royal story in American papers was part of that. I love a royal conspiracy theory!

I don't think the lack of cute is just the balding. It's those damn Windsor/Mountbatten genes that kick in eventually. There's death, taxes, and Windsor/Mountbatten genetic prominence.

I'm surprised Anabel/Anabelle wasn't on the list. All four new baby girls in Facebook feed this year were named An/n/abel/le (and one dog). And I'm currently watching House Hunters and the couple's new daughter is named Annabelle. So many Anabel/les.

It had never occurred to me before that becoming a parent also means hanging out with/befriending parents. That does add an extra level or seven of difficulty to the whole friendship thing. I guess if you're really lucky you and your friends start having kids around the same time?

That's a lotta pressure, man.

I was literally sitting there being like, OK, things I would have to fit in my purse:

But seriously, this "comment" was like a half step from telling people to bring a goddamn chicken to the restaurant with them and roast it over the table candle. JFC.

Well, I mean, I would literally never drink a Long Island Iced Tea.

Except getting h/er/is back on this means endorsing blatant reading comprehension issues. Pinkham literally said that Chicago and Denver are the exceptions to the shitty Midwestern food rule. Good grief, people, fucking read.

This is so sane. Thank you.

I can absolutely tell the difference in well and premium vodka. Like, really clearly.

Or I could just understand up-front that dining out is going to cost me a good chunk and then go and enjoy my meal and drinks like a normal person.

It's worth it just for her! And since you love her, I will tell you that I met her and I can confirm that she is just a freaking lovely, funny, warm person. I trust her with basically any material.

I recently met a woman through work who was ... 4'8" maybe? And she had had twins, and I have no idea how her little bitty body accommodated two babies. But it did!

I eat soup for breakfast sometimes when I'm a tad hungover. The canned kind, nothing from scratch after a night out (or ... who am I kidding, in) with a wine or 15. The "heart healthy" options or whatever they're called have a really great balance of sodium and potassium that's good for hangovers, plus they're easy on…

I've read a lot a lot of Deadspin, but this is the first time I've ever read the culture editor blurb at the bottom of a culture piece, and I was like, "Rob Harvilla is the culture editor? That doesn't sound right at all, totally thought Rob Harvilla was a middle-aged guy who eats a lot of meat and builds houses and…

This is my favorite comment ever.

I love Peyton Manning more than basically anything, but he is definitely a dick. A friend recently worked with RG3 and said that he is also a dick, but nothing my friend said made me think that RG3 is a bigger dick than Peyton Manning.

I am totally confused about this whole bone broth thing. Haven't people been cooking the bones in broth ... forever? I mean, really, isn't that ... how you make homemade broth? I must be missing something. I'm not a good cook, but I've seen a lot of people use bones for broth.