I think flash mobs are the worst. I'm a grinch, too.

That myth has been debunked many, many times by people better educated on the topic than myself.

I don't think anything could shock me less than JT cheating on Jessica with a backup dancer. But there's no way in hell she's divorcing him over it. She stuck by him after much higher profile cheating.

My mom had a metal toe joint. I really hope it's riding around in someone's car part right now. Or part of a road sign.

I work in a red state, for a public-private organization. We have outposts across the state, and our funding of those outposts is paid for 100% by state government funding.

Oh, Giants Fan Dan, that is my great fear, as well. The only thing that balances out the Mannings' awful politics is the rumor that Peyton cheats on his wife left and right, and she DGAF. If that's the case, it means that there is the tiniest chance that a whole lot of circumstances could converge in just the right…

How old is Jezebel's readership??? AM I THE OLD LADY CONTINGENT NOW???? I'm 30 and I do not know what an Ansel Egort is. Presumably, it is a male person who is younger than myself.

We're working on cute ("cute") videos for my organization's conference right now, and my boss made me watch this as an example of a "cute," "family friendly" video. My reaction was not as enthusiastic as he had expected.

My boyfriend and I both clapped at the end of her speech.

Good to know! I always learn something in Jez comments. Share your Hawaii stories!

As a Vanderbilt alum and fan, I wish they'd forced us to leave the field on account of the uniforms. Last night was painful. Goddamnit, James Franklin. You had a used car salesman vibe, but at least we won.

I did something really similar last year in Barcelona, so apparently I'm still an idiot.

Oh gosh, I had no idea! Thanks for letting me know.

Oh no! I hope you're OK now. Maybe get travel buddies to help you feel safe? I'm sorry something not cool happened to you.

Hahahahahahahaha. My dude was a native, born on the island. Eagle, I believe, was not.

In 2006, I had just graduated from college and my sister had just graduated from high school. My boyfriend at the time (and now very good friend) had dual UK-US citizenship, and his parents lived in London. So, to celebrate graduation, we decided to spend a week in London with his parents, and a week in Paris at a…

My sister and I did something very similar in Hawaii back in 2002, when she was 13 and I was 18. There was no language barrier, though.

People love hating on Atlanta, and we have a lot to hate on, but there is so much here. You can be walking distance from Midtown and be surrounded by big old Magnolia trees and old beautiful homes. They call it the city in the forest for a reason. We used to be a huge railroad town, but we're not anymore, so they're…

I could have written your second paragraph. When I quit my job to go to grad school, people were absolutely shocked, a) that I wanted a career that required a graduate degree, and b) because I was voluntarily leaving San Diego.

I have a cat stroller, a 7' cat tower, my walls are dotted with cat shelves, and my floors are covered in cat tunnels. I think this will be my next purchase. I don't have a yard, but I live right next door to a park. Wonder if they'd be cool with me using it there.