Ehhhh... kind of. He almost lost his pilot's license several times working on the helicopter unit in Wales because he didn't fly enough hours and just wouldn't show up for work. He also would just fly his chopper over the the Middeltons' house in Berkshire, land it in their backyard, and hang, and logged it all as…

They're not saying anything that's not true. Her style is boring and basic. And she's not bowing to crazy pressure from the Palace - Sophie, Prince Edward's wife, often looks much more stylish than Kate, while still being perfectly presentable. She also works much, much more than Kate, and has two young children.

A few of the Daily Fail writers have been throwing shade at her, too. Mostly for ridiculously costly renovations to Kensington Palace - include redecorating twice because she decided she didn't like her first decoration scheme - on the public dime, and then deciding to move to Anmer Hall.

When I got home from work that day, as soon as I looked at him, I totally lost it again. I was HOWLING. I laughed so hard I choked, so it almost did kill me!

I love those kinds of stories. About a week ago, my boyfriend posted a super cute video of our cat chilling in the sink to Facebook. The only problem was that there was a mirror right behind the sink, and my boyfriend had just gotten out of the shower, so he was naked. And facing the mirror. He tagged me in it and I…

Yeah. This woman kind of sucks. The restaurant also kind of sucks for not having a changing table, but open human feces in a restaurant is never OK. Go back to your damn van, lady.

and the counties of Fulton, DeKalb, and Cobb (at a minimum) need to get their shit together and start making some decisions for the greater population's interests in mind

We suck so much. Jeezus. I think this is our punishment for giving Dan Uggla so much money for nothing.

Clever one, tough guy. You sure showed us.

MARTA is terrible, but it's not really MARTA's fault. It has tried to expand many, many times to try to give us a semblance of a functional public transit system, but Georgia is super conservative (outside the perimeter) and is obsessed with local control, so every fucking county has to approve any big changes. And,…

Yeah, I work Downtown - there are no TGIFridays. There is, however, a Chick-fil-A and a Willy's right under my office, if we're talking about chains.

Or, like, the many, many neighborhoods within a mile of Downtown. Grant Park is delightful, Old Fourth Ward is killing it in the restaurant and walkability department, and Midtown and Downtown (fuck that SoNo noise) have plenty of food and attractions between them. The High Museum has a great exhibit right now. The…

I fucking hate that saying so much. Someone told it to me when I was a kid and MARTA was trying to expand into the part of Gwinnett County, where I lived at the time. Even as a 10-year-old, I was basically like,"That is racist, you racist fuck, get that shit out of my face right now," except I didn't know how to curse…

I like this metaphor.

Is there a legal thing preventing his full name from being published or something? It doesn't once appear in this article. As far as I know, he goes solely by a condiment nickname.

I just cannot with theater kids.

I don't like being around kids all that much. It's just not my thing. However, I'm polite to them and nice to them, I play with them if the situation calls for it. Fuck, my career is dedicated to changing state policies so they better serve children, especially those that lack access to resources. I fully understand…

I WANT TO BE ON HIM. Together, we will balance the Houltiverse.

Count yourself lucky to have been spared the Southwest experience. I fly Delta almost exclusively, mostly because I'm in Atlanta, but because I like them better. I do fly BA when I fly to Europe, because I like them, too.