Prince Edward's wife, Sophie, did experience fertility problems, but her children are well removed from the line of succession.

"Typical Wednesday attitude"? I like that, in your world, that is a thing.

Those people absolutely confound me. I just cannot understand.

Truth. It's like $2 for a plain cup of coffee. I pay $3 for my large iced coffee, maybe a little more. When your coffee costs $6, it's BECAUSE you customized the shit out of it.

I get customization, but it's the people who don't know what they want when they get up there and hem and haw for five minutes trying to decide if they want hazelnut or vanilla syrup, whip cream or no. OH MY GOD SCOOT OVER AND LET ME ORDER MY PLAIN ICED COFFEE.

My college roommate's wedding was a three-day Baptu-Hindist wedding (much to the chagrin of her super conservative, Southern parents), and it was THE BEST. It was also a party wedding and they installed a TV the size of an entire wall in the (first) reception venue so no one would miss the Bama game, and we were all…

I just had a big meal, and that sentence made me nauseous. Big meal + heat = NOPE.

Homer is missing. The Braves should have made Uggla suit up as Homer and attend the All Star festivities, get some mileage out of that contract.

Luckily for people like me who like to hate-read, the spare time has freed him up for some quality appearances on his wife's instagram account.

I eat Taco Bell burritos. I would be ashamed, but the drunk heart wants what the drunk heart wants.

You're the worst. Maybe as bad as Princess Emily will eventually, inevitably be.

It was unwatchable last season. Like, a British accent does not a "classy" show make. You want accents? Orphan Black has ALL THE ACCENTS.

HOW DOES DOWNTOWN KEEP GETTING SO MANY NODS??? It is TERRIBLE. Like, are Emmy voters just that impressed by a British accent? It's ridiculous.

I'm from the Deep South, as is my entire family, and I have never seen anyone put sour cream on strawberries. That sounds gross, and I LOVE sour cream.

Bless you, I am going to try this. I really don't want to pay for gel nails or deal with acrylics (which just make me think of my terrible manicure taste in high school), but I really want to stop biting my nails.

You are dumb as shit. I hope your ignorance proves lethal and takes you out of the gene pool.

Fair enough. I don't know enough to know if someone's doing something wrong in the kitchen, either. Browning meat is about the extent of my cooking skills. I tried to boil spinach on the stove yesterday instead of throwing it in the microwave, and I boiled it all over my stove. Like, there were three steps - put…

It should be a challenge of the week on a cooking show. Then, people with far more skills than myself can figure it out, and I will copy them.

But it SOUNDS so good.Damn, I really want to sit on my porch right now with a cold champagne smoothie.

That's the only part of cooking I like! I am a terrible, terrible cook. My boyfriend handles are the parts of cooking that involve, like, heat and mixing and stuff. But I can chop!