I'm a TERRIBLE flyer, and I fly not infrequently. For me, having extra time helps me be a little less panicked when I get on the flight, and I've never minded airport bars with the exception of their exceptionally shitty food. I LOVE Vino Volo - you're right, it really is the best restaurant bar.

First of all, it's just a bar. Like, you sit at a pretty bar and drink your drink. Just like at other airport bars.

It's a bar. From what I can tell from a friend's instagram pics, it's just a fancy bar.

I live in Atlanta. A couple friends flew out of Hartsfield yesterday and went to the 40/40 Club before their flight. From their photos, it's just a bar with expensive drinks. It's not a club.

She is the best gift giver ever. It was her present for my 30th birthday earlier this year (I mean, in addition to planning an incredible surprise party from across the country and then flying out here to attend it). She's just the best in general.

My sister gave me a couple hundred dollar hotel gift card to just go get away at a nice hotel at a time and place of my choosing. I'm so excited for it in theory that I've yet to book a place!

I actually kind of want to rent out the big TV/kitchen/pool room in my complex and do this. That said, I have two full-size couches in my living room and I'm about to move into a bigger apartment. Maybe I'll just invite folks over to my house and tell them to bring booze. Also, pizza, because popcorn sucks.

The trailer looks pretty racist. Is the movie somehow less racist than the trailer? Or was that just not addressed in this review?

I'll be right back. I gotta go pick up the pieces of my heart that are all over the place after it exploded just now.

Given that men are really good at doing jobs, I'm having trouble explaining why you're so bad at being a troll.

Fun fact, real life Dennis is married to the woman he ran the D.E.N.N.I.S. system on. The gang gets all their SO's in there!

My family was visiting for my birthday earlier this year, and we were all celebrating at my place after dinner. At, like, 10:30 p.m., my dad looks at my boyfriend and my sister's boyfriend and goes, "Men, we're going to pour ourselves a glass of scotch, and we are going to walk the cat in the stroller." And then they…

Cleo at the park:

THIS WAS MY CHILDHOOD.

LANCE.

I have never put my finger on that before, but you are so right.

This is obviously perfect, but my favorite part is the inclusion of Carlos Gomez. Carlos Gomez was part of my Halloween costume from last year! I went as Brian McCann hilariously blocking Gomez from the plate, and carried a little Carlos Gomez doll and a home plate around with me all night. OK, technically, it was a…

Several of my (professionally successful) girlfrends have tattoos, and I'd say at least half of my guy friends have them (the dudes are more varied in terms of traditional definitions of success). I don't have any and don't plan to get any, but their tats barely register with me, and certainly haven't hindered them in…

Aw, the Atlanta screening is like 20 miles north of me in terrible traffic. I'm bummed that none of our intown theaters screened it, especially given that intown would be waaaaay more receptive to something like this than the burbs.

Does he dye his hair or his eyebrows? Or both? Or is it a wig? This picture is everything.