Deadspin clearly has favorite athletes for reasons that I sometimes think are awesome and I sometimes think are silly and contrarian-for-the-sake-of-being contrarian, because there's a sports site.

I promise to stop projecting my hopes and dreams onto Shailene Woodley.

Famous person says moronic thing in public forum; Jezebel makes fun of her/him for it. I don't see how that differs from literally any other Gawker site.

I believe this is the first time I've commented on Woodley, and I'm commenting now because it's a pet peeve of mine when people talk out of their asses about toxins, when I am confident they have no understanding of basic chemistry (which is fine, really, but DON'T USE YOUR PLATFORM TO SPOUT NONSENSE READ A FUCKING…

When I was 22, I can assure you I was not going around telling people to ask their fucking cab driver if women in their country eat clay, for fuck's sake. By that age, I knew what the word "feminism" means. I knew enough not to act like some genius earth mother for discovering a behavior found in "indigenous cultures"…

I posted before I saw your comment, but I fucking can't with people who are like, "I'm flushing my toxins, you guys." SHUT UP YOU ARE IGNORANT.

The Eat White Dirt documentary is about, typically, the deep South, and the phenomenon is found in communities of extreme poverty, where adequate nutrition from food is often not available.

It was White Tie and Decorations, and she said she and her stylist went to town on the "decorations" idea.

That is a skill he has yet to master. My favorite blazer is no longer my favorite blazer because it met the dryer. But he took the time to do my backed up laundry, so I really can't complain. He cooks a mean steak, too.

I'll have to tell my boyfriend that until he earns as much as I do, he's gonna have to get better at fixing stuff around the house.

I did it in one of the varsity locker rooms at my university, because I had a thing for athletes. A big thing. Like, full-blown jersey chaser.

My mom died three years ago this July, and it's getting to the point where it feels creepy to have her page still up, but her friends and family sometimes still post there, especially on days like her birthday, anniversary of her death, etc. I would love to have a memorial page or something so people can still do…

The republicans could fix this if they had any interest in actually helping people.

I LOVE CRISPIN. It's so damn expensive, but a dive bar by my house has crazy deals on it. It's weird to be in a smoky bar full of tattoed and pierced hipsters and being going to town on some Crispin.

I started drinking cider about a year ago, and I have no idea how the change even came about. Maybe my tastebuds were tired after the hops boom. I'm trendy as hell!

IF ONLY. Missed opportunity, ancestors! It's just a boring old grain.

My last name is a common food, four letters, phonetic, etc. People try sometimes to say it NOT like the food as if that's offensive or something, so I always just say, "I'm Jigglyball So-and-so, like the food."

Have you been spying on me at my house?

Haha, no worries, I'll watch it this afternoon. Awkward spoilers aren't exactly Game of Thrones-level-verboten.

That picture is everything.