Yeah, if that's work, I need a name and a number because hot damn, I'm 30 and she looks fresher than I do.

Gotcha. But I refuse to look past the capitalization of improper nouns.

People really love them some teleology.

I'm not sold, but your interpretation at least makes me like the world more.

What do you mean by OP? Enzan seems a bit racist to me.

Thanks, Obama!

Hank Aaron's comments weren't racist. But you might be!

Same. May all these racist assholes boycott. Forever.

Native and current Atlantan, lifelong Braves fan, always loved Hank Aaron, etc. But damn does this quote make me like the hell out of him:

Are there always this many racists in Deadspin comments? There aren't, right? Are these just special trolls?

Oh sweet jesus. Fireworks hit the flag. I was there that night, and I can assure that it was not a big ol' flag-burning party. I had a decent view of the outfield, and I didn't know it had happened until I got home and saw it on the news.

You are a moron.

We call him Struggla in Atlanta. He ties up too much of our money to be so consistently shitty. I would love for these last few games to be indicative of a long-term trend for Struggla and Beej, but I'm not holding my breath.

I am like a week late with this, but I just remembered what a total dick Rosanna Arquette is and I wanted to share.

I have to go to Macon for work all the time. Why no celebrity encounters for meeeeeeee???? Though when I was there for work this past weekend, there was a police chase (on foot) through the lobby of the hotel I was in the process of checking into. It was actually pretty scary and I hid behind a pillar the whole time.…

I'm family friends with the Buffet band and I've hung out with him many, many times. He is a prickly dude, and you never know what kind of mood he's going to be in. Sometimes it's fun Jimmy, sometimes it's stingy Jimmy, sometimes it's angry Jimmy. Last time I had dinner with him, he was, thankfully, in a great mood…

I'm just remembering that I've seen Luis Guzman out and about. Totally forgot about that.

I mean, he's not crazy tall (especially next to Khal Drogo), but he isn't tiny or anything. I'm 5'10" and I'd say he's about my height? I actually expected him to be smaller in person than he is.

He is just as pretty in person. And very cool about taking pictures with and talking to fans. I've never tried to take a pic with him, because I don't watch Vampire Diaries or really anything else he's been in, but I have several friends who have and he's been gracious, happy to chat and whatnot. If you're ever in…

I almost ran over Chloe Sevigny in a crosswalk in NYC because I was playing with my phone and not looking in front of me. She was surprisingly nice about it.