While I absolutely believe that Gwyneth froze Kate out of the fashion circle, Kate isn't the reason for the breakup. The Chris Martin-Kate Bosworth affair was, I think, at least five years ago. She has since married another man, years after everything was over between her and Martin.

Haha, it's a worthy typo! I was a writer and copy editor for years, so I understand your impulse and appreciate your exception.

New Zealand Sauvignon Blancs and mineraly Pinto Grigios for the wine*!

I don't like Chardonnay (I'm super picky about whites), but if I could drink something that tasted exactly like a vanilla pudding pop AND get buzzed? I'd be all over that.

What kind of idiot asshole thinks that kicking a cat will make it act more reasonable? What kind of asshole kicks a cat? These people suck.

What Chief Queef (fucking awesome name) said. Please separate the people who were spanked and use it as some weird evidence that "it works" from those of us who were spanked as children and yet still don't advocate spanking children.

I think lumping all people who were spanked as a child together as a bunch of oblivious assholes is a bridge too far. There are plenty of us who were spanked as a child who don't go around advocating for corporeal punishment.

Fred McGriff, Andre Rison, and Left Eye remain unimpressed.

Same, I drink so much damn water. And I love it. I feel weird if I don't drink a ton of water. It helps the skin, in my opinion.

I think Tina Fey mocked Jez on the Very Sexy Baby episode of 30 Rock, or round about there. I don't know the Girls dig.

So Jez has now been mocked by Lena Dunham and Tina Fey on TV?

I think responding to Slate and ignoring Gawker Media is pretty good.

Those wouldn't get reported, I'm almost certain. My job involves a decent amount of mapping and graphing population data, and if there are fewer than 10 events in a given area (county, school district, etc.), we don't include them. And that's for the state of Georgia, a much smaller sample size than the nation, so I'd…

I lived in Nashville during college (and my family is from East Tennessee), and I went to two Colts/Titans games. Like half the home crowd was in Peyton jerseys.

I thought it was a joke. I mean, you don't have to have stepped foot in East Tennessee (and in fact, I would recommend against it), to know that Peyton Manning is basically God in that part of the country.

As a life-long SEC'er, I grew up hating them because of the ridiculous sweetheart NBC deal, the refusal to join a conference, and the absurd show of piety and honor. When my then-boyfriend attended Notre Dame for grad school, my opinion was confirmed.

Good reporting and all, but the whole time I was like, "So ... Pat Muff ..." because I'm immature.

And, half of a famous onscreen couple dangles shipper bait ahead of new project. Also never happened before.

My friends and I have been reading less and less of Jez lately (I'm sure Gawker media is weeping into its money over this loss), specifically because it seems especially click-baity lately.

I kind of assumed that was Jez's take on the issue, since they're pretty clear on the "patriarchy hurts men, too." To me, it seems like a given, but you're right, it wasn't articulated. Hopefully, you were able to talk to poor little Redium up there.