I got the whole "please be the ideal woman - beautiful, accommodating, good in the home - with no visible effort" vibe. Like, how dudes want women to be thin and toned and beautiful, but, like, PLS don't bother the bros/shatter the illusion with your workout talk or dieting or makeup regimen, ad infinitum ad nauseum.

It looks like he's walking her to a waiting car and he's about to walk back up the driveway and lounge on the couch the rest of the morning.

And, I mean, it's a great-grandchild. This isn't her first time at the rodeo, you know? I wouldn't expect any 85-year-old to bother with the birth of their first great-grandchild, much less the fourth or fifth.

This might actually get me to Zoo Atlanta for the first time since I had to do a project on tigers in middle school. But, um, I'm gonna wait until they grow hair. And eyes. Definitely eyes.

Totes magotes! Isn't that one of the unique privileges of aging? :-)

How timely! I just spoke on a panel about this subject yesterday! The consensus was that Millennials aren't doing so badly, and that we may need to change our measurement systems when "judging" how the generation is doing.

I'm really glad I'm not the only person who has recurring dreams about their best-ever meals. I still dream about the best piece of pizza I've ever had, and that was ... at least four years ago.

"IT'S FUCKING MAC & CHEESE. SHUT UP" is being added to my lexicon immediately.

I think they must rely on older people for sales? People who read internet gossip as much as I (we?) do a) do not need to buy magazines for gossip, and b) will know whether or not the baby was born. My grandmother, on the other hand, would be like, "Woohoo, royal baby!" and buy five.

I took too long searching for Ben Wyatt gifs. Glad y'all had it covered.

D-I-T-T-O, and DITTO was its name-o. I was thinking last night how having children is almost a class marker at this point. Birth rates among educated, middle class people are plummeting, but remaining high in many low-income populations. At the other end of the spectrum, very rich people have kids because, I mean,…

Have so much fun! Wave at campus for me!

I always wish I were as enthused about eating yogurt as my cat.

Who ya with?!

I get what you're saying. I just watched Identity Thief (on a plane), and she starts out with bad styling, but then gets a makeover (or really, makeunder, because she was doing some serious Southern big hair and heavy makeup at first), and it's all reflective of what's going on inside and all that jazz. BUT. When she…

Absolutely. I hate that this happened at Vanderbilt, but I'm proud of my alma mater for handling it the right way.

Thank you for loving Vanderbilt! I'm a Dore, and I love my alma mater to pieces. Here's the sports sitch:

Please tell me you're referring to good old Woody Widenhofer! Oh, Woody, you crazy loon.

As a Vanderbilt alum and fanatical Vandy athletics supporter, I am deeply disappointed and ashamed that this happened at my alma mater. I genuinely thought our players were "different," but I know that was silly. I am, however, proud that the administration has responded so strongly against this behavior.

Re: being so terrible at football that they don't care, not so much, at least anymore. Last year, we won nine games, including a bowl win over NC state. We are currently completely renovating our practice facilities, we threw boatloads of money at Coach Franklin during the offseason to keep him, and the university is…