Oh, Allison, those are not the kinds of things you say out loud, much less to a reporter.

Yeah, your issue isn't that she's promiscuous (up top for promiscuity, from a fellow unabashed slutty mcslutpants), it's that she's a selfish, inconsiderate asshole. Sexuality is one of the many ways she manifests her assholeishness, but at the core, it's not about sex, it's about her being a giant dick. I think…

I love to run. I've been running consistently since I was 12, and I can't imagine my life without it. If anyone understands the thrill of running, the unique high that comes from pushing through pain and getting to the other side, the transcendent joy of a perfect run, it's me. But good lord, my Facebook friends do…

I'm 29, and I've been running consistently since I was 12. Bloody nipples have never, ever been an issue for me, and I've had plenty of changes in boob size over the years.

Same. So much same. I think about this all the time. I just turned 29, and the years, they are a-flying.

Same. I think it's important for people to be able to associate with faces and personalities they're familiar with, rather than in the abstract.

Damn I wish I were on a balcony in Hawaii with a bottle of wine and a good friend. My porch doooooes overlook my pool ... maybe if I have enough red wine and squint real hard, it'll look like I'm drinking it in Hawaii. Minus the frigid air and cold wind gusts.

I mean, I feel like humans lie for their own convenience plenty often. I'm sure I've done it, and I'm sure I've had it done to me. For me, it's the lies that will be apparent immediately just seem so silly.

It's cool. I creepy-lust for him enough for everyone. I would nail it to a board. And now I'm the 29-year-old lady creeping on the college-age kid.

I want to be non-age appropriate good enough for him. I mean, goddamn. A face like that doesn't come along just every day.

Come on, Atlanta ladies, you're ruining it for the rest of us. Also, little doves, a) age and weight should not loaded with value, and, b) regardless of whether or not you assign value to those numbers, if you meet the guy in person, HE'S GOING TO FIGURE IT OUT. I mean, I guess you could always schedule the date for…

Exactly! Drives me nuts. I list myself as 5'10", BECAUSE I AM 5'10". And I wear a lot of heels, so I'm usually standing at 6' or over on date nights. Information which I am more than happy to honestly divulge.

I'm 29 and this is pretty much the only way I email and text with my friends. I know 30-somethings who do it, and 30-somethings who don't. We're in Georgia.

Exaaaaaaaaaactly.

I definitely do this, and it's pretty much for the reasons stated in the article. Usually, they're descriptive, like "Beardy," or "Hot Bar Tender," "Sloppy Short Guy," etc. Also, yes, they're easier to keep track of that way. Like, if my friend mentions that she had a weird dinner with Chris, I'll probably spend a few…

I use that in conversation ALL THE TIME now. Seriously, any excuse, and I'm on the orange peanut train. Also a big fan of, "So the vet was like, 'Your cat's just pregnant,' and I was like, 'OK, then I won't kick her.'" But that's harder to use in everyday conversation.

Actually, as was pointed out last night by a mutual friend (who does not, in fact, read Jez), Jennifer Lawrence's voice, sayings, and mannerisms are incredibly similar to those of my best friend. My friend is similarly hilarious and endearingly unguarded.

Jane Fonda works out A LOT. Like, all the time. I used to feel bad that, at almost 50 years her junior, by body isn't that lean NOW. But I also know that I simply don't have her discipline.

What is even the point of this part?

I know several ridiculously good-looking people who just take shit photos. Some people can be just damn stunning in motion, and it doesn't translate to a flat, still image. Bums McGee.