1) Consider thicker eyebrows.

Gawker covers news from a left-leaning perspective and covers celebrities. How is that different? Is it just that Jezebel is geared toward women? Seriously, I feel that's pretty much it.

I also had that snoopy fishing pole, and I was also not great at fishing.

I am so glad someone posted this. Mostly because it's perfect, but also because I don't have video-posting capability on the burner account.

Aside from the facts that conservatives' disdain for birth control isn't so much about science as it is about religion and controlling women, this is a handy little tool that can show you how much your state and/or county spends per unintended pregnancy and birth:…

Exactly! When my sister needed something, she would ask me, and then I would get it for her, but I would not necessarily specify that it was for her. Because I was a jerk. On the upside, my sister and I are now incredibly, wonderfully close.

Yes, I know that I Travis is from Clueless . I did, however, forget that both Breckin Meyer and Donald Faison are in Can't Hardly Wait, probably because I spend at least half the movie going, "A-man-duhhhhhhh," at my friends.

I don't have kids, but I've definitely observed this to be true. Additionally, even young kids with language skills aren't necessarily willing to put those skills on full display for the world all the time. I was an outgoing, talkative two-year-old, and my mom assumed that was the norm. Cut to my little sister, who is…

Wait, I'm confused. I thought that Ethan Embry has hair and wears t-shirts sometimes, whereas Breckin Meyer learns about tolerance because, like, "The way that I feel about the Rolling Stones is the way my kids will feel about Nine Inch Nails, so I really shouldn't torment my mom anymore."

Yeeaahhhh, I probably shouldn't respond to something so ridiculous, but what the hey. A) the idea that the only reason people jog is to look good is preposterous. The best I can muster for this absurd claim is "are you fucking kidding me?" That's a rhetorical question, bee tee dubs. B) In terms of health and fitness…

Exactly. Babies make me extremely uncomfortable, and, because of my reaction to them, vice versa.

I LOVE the look Barack gives Michelle.

I just can't with blonde dudes, though Jake does seem like a good guy. Is Jenna going to be blonde next season??

Oh my god, Jenna Hamilton. You need to go to the office right now AND Clark needs to give you some hair color real talk on your blog. Also, please don't mess things up with Matty. You're welcome.

At the same time, The Beatles made lyrics like, "I wanna hold your hand" sound pretty fucking rock and roll. That's talent.

I don't get why it's a big deal. Is there, like, some journalism code that says, "Thou shalt not use a fake name when giving quotes to journalists"?

I feel like the odd man out, because I loved January's whole look, and I thought Kristen wig was a sad, limp mess. Girl, you looked better and more put-together when you were pretending to be a homeless, unemployed woman in the midst of a complete breakdown. Look at Amy and Tina - you can show that you give a shit…

Agreed. Probably didn't help that the movie was kind of terrible. I would sigh with relief every time Maya Rudolph came onscreen, because I knew that for at least the next few seconds, things would be OK.

Vinings is great! I was at Music Midtown last night and I'm heading there today (on the half-finished beltline), so I will keep my eyes peeled. Though I'm sure they won't be on the lawn with the plebes.