Yeah. I need to stop reading these things at work. I've already gotten a, "You having fun?" from my boss.

At this point, I don't know how to respond except to post the link Erin's anger fatigue article.

Yeah. I don't approve of Craigslist Deer's problem with slow lorises. They are GREAT. Then again, I don't approve of a lot of things on Craigslist, so ...

Not someone you would pay cash money to get with.

I get the feeling that Akin thinks of female doctors as "female doctors."

I like to think there's a three-tier system when it comes to YA blockbuster series:

Come on, Leno, everyone knows that Kableto-, er, Comcast, is just a good-hearted family company that wants to see your good christian values or leave you penniless on the street. Dance, monkey!

I slather that shit on all day, because I'm like, "Whatever, it's natural, it's FINE."

I believe we had Portia that night. She told me that if I need work, she can help me out.

A friend saw Vince Vaughn there last time he was filming here, and I know plenty of celebs check out Clermont. I saw Jack Black at Clermont a few weeks ago, he jumped behind the bar and served drinks. I love when outsiders discover how great Atlanta is (or can be).

Oh, Owen, everyone knows that only the squares actually play ping-pong at Church. The real fun is happening on the porch, friend. Also, I am there all the time, where are my celebrity sitings?

Hahaha, none of these names are familiar to me but I feel like I'm learning so much about both Chicago and Jenny McCarthy! I'm from Atlanta, and my Bears allegiance is based on the fact that they keep drafting all of Vanderbilt's decent players. As a loyal and long-suffering Vanderbilt fan and alum, I relish the…

I had no idea they were dating, and I'm a Bears fan. Those Bears boys like the Hollywood (or "hollywood") ladies.

This is a good way to think about it. I hate kids and I get seriously uncomfortable interacting with them. If you try to hand me a baby, I will probably put my hands behind my back and shake my head. I just really don't like them and really don't enjoy interacting with them.

Exactly. Babies aren't capable of comprehending beings that exist outside of their tiny sphere, and can't comprehend that those beings have uses other than those that serve the baby. By adult logic, assholes, by baby logic, just survivalist.

I'm talking about The Hunger Games filming in Atlanta, and let's be honest, I don't even want to attempt to compete with JLaw.

Does this mean I should cut my hair off in anticipation of Liam filming in my town next month?

If it's a pun, I'm missing it, too, because I only know "foolproof."

And I am the Atlanta version of you (granted, there are lots of us in Atlanta). I arrived at an interview the other day waaaay early because I knew I would need at least 10 minutes to stand in the lobby, by myself, to stop sweating and dry off.

I just mostly avoid Facebook. Plus, everyone knows that all the really cool navel-gazing is going on over at Instagram.