If I was meeting with someone who worked remotely and their cat jumped onto their lap or in front of the camera, I would enjoy working with them 1000% more.

I can only work out on an empty stomach because otherwise I get cramps. Even the lightest snack will do it. Even drinking a ton of water before working out. :(

I mean, look, I get off from PIV. But if a guy can get me off from oral? Mission accomplished. He’s good to go in my book.

If a man with massive performance anxiety, gives a pretty unsatisfactory 30 second gyration in the woman’s vagina, and then proceeds to enthusiastically orally and manually stimulate the woman’s vagina according to her specifications, to the point she orgasms, would he be rated as “good at sex”? 

Okay, I’m genuinely curious now. How do you make a trans woman orgasm, then? I’m assuming you mean post-op?

Although I stay in the right or middle lanes nearly exclusively, driving in the left lane is not illegal in my state. In fact, in a neighboring state, it’s illegal to drive in the right lane if there is a car or cop pulled over on the shoulder

Not necessarily. Our police don’t always put lights or sirens on if they’re trying to catch a perp who isn’t aware of their presence yet. Also if they’re heading to a medical call to back up EMTs (this may just be a local thing but where I live, ambulances are almost always accompanied by police) they do not use…

Please don’t do that to put pressure on the schools intentionally. Trust me, the education community is already having a very rough go of it, and with DeVos in charge things are only going to get worse for them.

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

But then how would they fuck up rush hour?!

I’m in PA and I have never, ever seen these.

A lot.

You think a lunatic looking to hurt Muslims is going to go to all the effort to find out exactly what university this is and which students were mentioned in passing on a Jezebel post? Nah. They’re gonna load up on their NRA-given guns and shoot up the nearest mosque, as we just saw happen in Quebec.

As far as I’m concerned, Lyft did their part in speaking out and making a stand whereas Uber decided to fluff around. I’m rewarding the spine* Lyft showed here.

My first reaction is that it’s not cool. I wouldn’t be okay with someone doing this to a picture of Obama, so it’s not cool to do it to a picture of Trump.

So basically, Person A wants to have an open relationship (or at least open on their end - it’s not clear if they’d be okay with Person B being with other people).

From now on, any time someone dismisses bodily autonomy in favor of forced birth, I’m just going to ask when they’re going to introduce and support mandatory blood and bone marrow donation and ban opting out of organ donation after death.

I had two pigs when I was younger. They grew into full-size hogs, but we knew that was going to happen being that we bought them at a livestock auction and not a pet store. They are wonderful pets anyway, though, even though they are gigantic.

This is my issue with my fellow progressives. Nothing is ever good enough, there’s always some imperfection in any well-intentioned effort. There’s always something problematic.

The problem with saying “organize your people” is that clearly, my people are idiots and don’t want to consider anyone else’s point of view.