If you swerve all over the road to avoid hitting a deer, your horses are going to get thrown around in the trailer on their spindly little legs and may very well be very badly injured. If your horse breaks a leg because of your bad driving, well, guess what? You don’t have a horse anymore.

No!

Hey ya’ll, I know the big thing is to donate to Planned Parenthood in Mike Pence’s name. I just donated $20, but it struck me... what if we donated in Trump’s name instead? Do you think he’d brag if enough people donated in his name, as if it’s some kind of victory? What effect would that have?

If it was about “preventing murder” then these fuckers would be harvesting organs from the recently deceased left and right.

Pretty sure it’ll still be fairly distinguishable to wear a pointy-eared hat from a baseball cap, though, especially with the fact that they’re being knit from yarn in every conceivable shade of pink.

Why would anyone want to go to an event marking the end of democracy in the U.S.?

.... like the hot pink pussy hats already being made for it?

It makes it a whole lot easier to prove him wrong.

My mother knitted pussy hats for both of us to wear to the march. It assuages my fear that Trump is going to try to pass photos of the crowds of protesters as crowds of supporters - after all, they expect far lower turnout for the actual inauguration. I can see Trump tweeting out an image of a huge group of protesters…

Human life begins at conception, unless you’re a rich white person getting IVF treatments, in which case it begins whenever is most convenient for you.

Ooh, tell it now! I want to hear (read) it!

Being that he is locking constituents out of his office building and refusing to meet with anyone... I really hope his phone lines get clogged the fuck up.

My first thought upon reading this: “But I want to stay alive.”

The USA will receive an answer? Is that answer “please stop?”

when’s he gonna start making his ugly-ass ties and shit in the US?

Hasn’t been true for a long time. Horse slaughter is illegal in the US, so... no easy source of horse carcasses.

I can totally see people being like “no no, I can’t have soft cheeses or sushi, I’m pregnant. Can you pass me a joint?”

Around here, most Crown Vics are taxicabs. The police drive Chargers (marked or unmarked) but their undercover vehicles are, well, pretty much anything American. Once I saw a cop in an unmarked minivan pull someone over and had myself a good chuckle over it.

If they’re ultra-rare, doesn’t that kind of give away the fact that the unmarked police cars are, in fact, police cars?

How about my favorite - “So when are you going to move out of your parents’ basement?”