My grandmother also warned me about the dangers of giving milk away for free. I came back with, “well, why would I buy an entire pig when all I want is a little sausage?”

Mizon Snail Repair Cream. No joke, changed my (skin’s) life. So soft and dewy. I always struggle with dry skin in the winter, but I am feeling goooood so far with this.

You should have told his girlfriend :P

So this probably isn’t an issue with these horses (I assume they are being raised specifically for meat) but I just want to put it out there that horse meat is generally SUPER bad for you.

This is what “pro-life” looks like.

I want my husk donated to scientific research.

Actually, it hurts like hell when the stem cells leave your bones :P You’re very, very sore.

Marrow donor here. Nothing to be afraid of!

I saw an ad for exactly this when I was at college.

Yeah, but 98% protection is better than 0%.

I’m trying to imagine a blondie with sour cream.

Better to have zero parents than one!

Pretty much. Imagine having a really destructive puppy... that never grows out of it, and doesn’t care one iota about your ideas about “training”.

That’s great and all, but pigs are actually terrible pets. I mean, they’re really friendly (I used to have two hogs- that both lived outside with the horses) but I can’t imagine having them in the house. They root around everywhere and destroy EVERYTHING. And no, you can’t just “train them not to do that” because they…

If Kim Davis can keep her job, then so can the mortuary cat.

The last one makes me rage. I hate when I ask someone to go somewhere (lunch, dinner, the county fair, whatever) and they go and ask someone else to come along.

Yes, that’s why infertile women are required to stay single forever. No children for them!

I agree. Isn’t she like, 11?

What is a motcha? Is it a mocha?

Ugggghhhh I am cringing so hard right now