- Wants privacy and doesn’t want anyone to see her face

My first visit as a teenager was with this AWFUL nurse practitioner. And ever since I’ve dreaded gyno visits simply because she was so terrible!

That’s meeee

You know what’s embarrassing? My boyfriend’s family is South Korean and they’re too afraid to come to the US because they’re afraid of being shot. Our whole entire country has the reputation of the wild wild west.

I SO don’t understand these people. I don’t believe in killing animals unnecessarily, so I would never take a job at a slaughterhouse. And I don’t believe that people should have guns, so I would never work at a gun range or gun store.

Don’t be bummed! I’m a straight white girl and I find a lot of Asian men extremely attractive :)

Names? Games?

She grew into one?

They get a grocery store brand (Wegman’s). When we aren’t at the grocery store, they get Rachel Ray, which is actually surprisingly affordable.

How good of a dog owner do you want to be? That’s a huge part of it.

ambulance crews removed his clothing to ensure he didn’t get cold

So I totally don’t think that they should pay her kid’s medical bills unless it is their fault that the kid has issues. It’s their fault that the kid was born, yes. But that should be the end of it.

Depends on the pizza.

It’s been mine, too... I always eyeroll so hard at the whole “girls want boyfriends and boys just want to get laid” schtick because dudes tend to get way more emotional when you’re casually dating/banging.
I am pretty certain that the guys who are really against committing and settling down are a rarity. The one guy I…

Ask her what happened before she was born, and say that being dead is just like that.

“She gets out and she starts asking me all sorts of ridiculous questions,”

I’m not entirely sure this will work. When my boyfriend was an intern, his CEO used to make him deposit his paychecks for him as some sort of power play. The CEO made $1.3 million a year, not a record amount by any means but definitely WAY WAY more than my boyfriend made as an intern....

Don’t worry, I didn’t get it either. I don’t drink, so I thought it was a kind of beer that only came in cans or something :(

You sound like a tomato expert. How did you gain so much tomato expertise?