That’s great and all, but pigs are actually terrible pets. I mean, they’re really friendly (I used to have two hogs- that both lived outside with the horses) but I can’t imagine having them in the house. They root around everywhere and destroy EVERYTHING. And no, you can’t just “train them not to do that” because they…

If Kim Davis can keep her job, then so can the mortuary cat.

The last one makes me rage. I hate when I ask someone to go somewhere (lunch, dinner, the county fair, whatever) and they go and ask someone else to come along.

Yes, that’s why infertile women are required to stay single forever. No children for them!

I agree. Isn’t she like, 11?

What is a motcha? Is it a mocha?

Ugggghhhh I am cringing so hard right now

- Wants privacy and doesn’t want anyone to see her face

My first visit as a teenager was with this AWFUL nurse practitioner. And ever since I’ve dreaded gyno visits simply because she was so terrible!

That’s meeee

You know what’s embarrassing? My boyfriend’s family is South Korean and they’re too afraid to come to the US because they’re afraid of being shot. Our whole entire country has the reputation of the wild wild west.

I SO don’t understand these people. I don’t believe in killing animals unnecessarily, so I would never take a job at a slaughterhouse. And I don’t believe that people should have guns, so I would never work at a gun range or gun store.

Don’t be bummed! I’m a straight white girl and I find a lot of Asian men extremely attractive :)

Names? Games?

She grew into one?

They get a grocery store brand (Wegman’s). When we aren’t at the grocery store, they get Rachel Ray, which is actually surprisingly affordable.

How good of a dog owner do you want to be? That’s a huge part of it.

ambulance crews removed his clothing to ensure he didn’t get cold

So I totally don’t think that they should pay her kid’s medical bills unless it is their fault that the kid has issues. It’s their fault that the kid was born, yes. But that should be the end of it.

Depends on the pizza.