I’m sure First Nations actors are a dime a dozen in Germany, where the video was filmed.

It’s been mine, too... I always eyeroll so hard at the whole “girls want boyfriends and boys just want to get laid” schtick because dudes tend to get way more emotional when you’re casually dating/banging.
I am pretty certain that the guys who are really against committing and settling down are a rarity. The one guy I…

Ask her what happened before she was born, and say that being dead is just like that.

“She gets out and she starts asking me all sorts of ridiculous questions,”

I’m not entirely sure this will work. When my boyfriend was an intern, his CEO used to make him deposit his paychecks for him as some sort of power play. The CEO made $1.3 million a year, not a record amount by any means but definitely WAY WAY more than my boyfriend made as an intern....

Don’t worry, I didn’t get it either. I don’t drink, so I thought it was a kind of beer that only came in cans or something :(

I say this as someone who has been trying to get her boyfriend to move out of Philly for the past year or two.

You sound like a tomato expert. How did you gain so much tomato expertise?

My mom is a nurse, and I remember that she told a story about having to give a bedridden patient a bath early in her career. The guy had one of these inflatable pumps, and the “button” or whatever was in his thigh/groin, so as she was bathing him she’d accidentally push on the button and he started to inflate.

In fairness, it’s a bitch for men to change their names too... so I don’t see how it’s sexist to make it difficult to change one’s name. Just bureaucratic bull for everyone.

also, knives.

I knew a guy who told me that I wouldn’t survive in a post-apocalyptic world because I am “barely moderately attractive” (?).

I call it chip-oat-el to be annoying :(

But they’re disgustingly expensive. Doesn’t even matter if they don’t do anything medical to you- around here, a 5 minute ambulance ride with no medical care cost my relatives $2,000.

Everyone tells me I have to start exercising now, in my 20s, or it’ll be too late.

You know what? I don’t have any sympathy for her. You have to be a special kind of stupid to be intentionally 3 feet from a wild animal (especially one that big) and just turn your back on it.

That and she is Mulan!

Several years ago I was on vacation in Morocco and trying to tan by the hotel pool. This guy starts trying to get my attention- I didn’t really want to talk and hadn’t heard what he said (and didn’t want to admit that I hadn’t been listening), so I told him (in high-school level German) that I was sorry, but I didn’t…

Honestly, it doesn’t bother me. Most Americans consider pigs unclean or dirty too, but the hogs I’ve had were incredibly intelligent and sweet. It’s just a cultural thing, and it’s not just Islam.