How did you train yours?! I'm dying over here.

I understand. My boyfriend eats with his mouth wide open and smacks his lips and slurps and UGH it drives me insane! I don't know if it's a cultural thing (He's Korean) or what, but I've flat out told him that if he doesn't stop, I will never ever marry him. Ever. It's a dealbreaker.

No, he didn't. He covered a Michael Buble song, not a Willy Moon song*.

I'm not denying that it's dangerous, I'm with you there. I'm just questioning why you're on a dangerous behavior policing kick. On Jezebel.

What's up with you telling all these different commenters not to drive when they're upset?

We had a similar quote in my family. "I CAN'T. LIFT. THE MILK."

I'm okay with this. I'm not even in Oklahoma but I (an atheist) had my aunt agree to get ordained in some online church in order to officiate my wedding in PA. I told her I'd rather have her do it and not some guy in a dress I don't know, in some uncomfortable place I have no connection to.

Yeah, I have a cousin who is 13 and is regularly mistaken for being 16. She's tall, like 5'7, and I can see how her baby face could be mistaken as a little bit of chubbiness.

My heart hurt when I read that :( I'm sorry that happened.

I just started a brand new job where a female coworker showed me where they keep the OTC painkillers in the back, "You know, because we're all girls here, so if you ever need something here it is! Just ask (that guy over there) to unlock the cabinet for you!"

Well, it's the truth in many ways. I was raised atheist and I tried religion as a teen... but I just couldn't truly believe in it. And I felt a little left out when all my friends were on their christian retreats and youth groups. Not to mention that I imagine that having that faith in some omnipotent being is…

I don't watch the show, but my boyfriend does and I happened to catch that line last night... I raged on and on and on O_O

I'm a woman, and not a car person (I just wandered over because it was on the Trending on Kinja thing) and I'll admit that I saw the picture of the Flex and had an automatic, angry gut feeling that I Hate That Car And Will Do Anything To Never See One Again.

I wondered the same thing.

My boyfriend has never done this, but I think I'd be only half awake and be really pissy for him waking me up, then I'd roll over and go back to sleep.

No, I don't think so, from what I hear most abortions are basically like having a heavy period. Which I suppose could be traumatizing to some men to see?

No, it doesn't. Calm down.

What are you even talking about? Not watching the video doesn't mean you're "hiding" her story. Hearing about what happened and then choosing not to watch the video is NOT a problem because we're uncomfortable. It's the right thing to do because that is a human being. And most humans don't want everyone seeing their…

Where do they get the professionals?

I've never understood that desire to watch. I had a friend who watched the reporters' beheadings to try to show how tough he was... but it isn't about being tough enough to watch something gruesome. That's someone's life and death, not a spectacle, and I don't think they want videos of their death shopped around for…