I'm 12 and what is this?

I'm pretty sure only females (a biological designation) can get pregnant.

That sounds terribly and wonderfully British.

Do.

Even if there was some weirdo-world where this woman is okay with her boyfriend boning his daughter and calling it a family... 1, that doesn't happen anyway, and 2, she's totally okay with her boyfriend of the time doing another woman? A teenager at that?

I probably would have just replied to his first email in German. Also, I may not be a native speaker but I'm pretty sure that German for "mom" is Mutti. Not mama.

I'm a white girl and I totally got that. I have to shower every day and wash my hair every day because otherwise my thin limp hair looks super greasy and I smell awful. If I'm at my boyfriend's, I shower in the morning and usually sit in the tub and wash the stinky bits beffrore bed. Not my hair, though.

4 pizzas where I live!* Plus a complimentary liter of soda and probably a side.

Did you get one of their frequent—buyer loyalty cards yet?!

I'm atheist and always have been, but in middle school and part of high school I was friends with this hardcore fundamentalist Christian girl. One day we were out for a walk and she turns to me and says, totally serious, "I feel really bad for all those poor starving African kids who die really young, because they…

You just know these guys would be all "I had a baby" if the pregnancy was carried to term, too. Not "we had a baby" but "I did. I had it."

I would really love for this to be true. Except that if it were, he'd probably already be dead.

I noticed a neck crease on myself the other day. I dubbed it "netflix neck" due to the insane amount of netflix I've been watching while unemployed.

It's true! 50% when I say I'm a vegetarian, someone will say, "oh, okay. No meat. What about chicken, though?"

The last part of it seemed so made-up and fake. I don't think the exchange actually went down like that.

Throughout all my teenage years I told myself that my acne would go away once I wasn't a teenager anymore. Then it was, "well, I'm still close to being a teen, so just give it a little more time and I'll grow out of it."

A little while ago, my vet saw a pet parakeet that needed surgery. Unfortunately it died on the table (it was pretty far gone- he specializes in birds but I guess Tweety was just too sick) and the little girl who owned the bird was bawling her eyes out. Some lady in the waiting room kept making fun of the little girl,…

I was mildly okay with this until I read that it was a service dog. If the dog opted to just lie there because they didn't care (e.g. my dog, always) that's one thing, but it's a service dog. It's trained to put up with everything and anything, it hardly has a choice. Even if it wanted to get up and shake the kid off,…

I am also curious.