Yup. I can't even tell you how many times I've said I don't eat meat just for someone to sincerely as "but what about chicken?"

I did too! I thought it was an odd premise, but was very intrigued nonetheless.

My parents didn't care about nudity or anything like that. I do remember my mom rushing to cover up the screen when I came downstairs in the middle of the night, but that was because she was watching a war movie with lots of blood and guts and she didn't want me to have nightmares.

Actually I was once told that nope, this dish has no meat in it at all and definitely no shellfish. Definitely. None.

Honestly? I kind of really feel for the soy-shrimp lady. I have a really really severe allergy to shellfish and I always avoid shellfish-lookalikes or imitation crab, etc., because I'm always afraid that they'll be flavored with real shellfish or something like that,

I am so sick and tired of commenters saying it's so traumatic and cruel to return a present. It's not. It would be cruel if the kid saved up for a wii himself and then the mom returned it after he bought it... but guess what, the parent's money is THEIR money. They bought it, they own it, they decide what happens with…

I like socks. They're something I always need.

Ugh, while I think this is kind of bratty I have to admit that my worst thing this holiday was everyone asking what I was doing with my life. Because it's shameful that I'm newly graduated, have yet to get a job, and have not been accepted to grad school yet. So now I am mostly sitting around watching Netflix.

Why on earth would anyone want a llama at their wedding? I've had quite a bit of experience with camelids and they are seriously my least favorite mammals.

I did, too.

wait how does that even work?

The idea that the shooter couldn't possibly be "really" interested in justice or the protests/cause because of his actions is ridiculous. Shooting cops and being really into the current movement right now are not mutually exclusive.

I thought you were always supposed to try them on over the undies you were already wearing. Which is a little better.

To be honest, there is one person I never RSVP to until the last minute and that's because I hate him but have a familial obligation to at least pretend to appreciate his shitty little parties. So I'm convinced that if someone refuses to RSVP for an extended time, it's because they don't like you and therefore they…

I had a psychology professor who worked with sex offenders. She said that sex offenders, on average, offend about 350 times or so before getting caught. Can't remember the exact number she quoted, but yeah, something up around 350 times.

I read about this earlier on a horse news site I follow. This wasn't planned, apparently there were some riders going down Myrtle Beach where the bride was and the bride decided she just HAD to have a photo on a horse. Hence all the other riders in the background- it was just some random group of people riding by.

Given that a) she's mounting from the wrong side, and b) didn't realize this is a terrible idea, she probably has never been on a horse before.

There's this old guy on my friends list, he's a family friend who has done favors for me and family members many times in the past but he is SO CREEPY and posts the most inappropriate things on my wall/statuses/photos. And he stalks whoever I date. Major creep, but I can't unfriend him so I put him on the restricted…

Or do both. I just think both the white girl and the black girl should have been suspended for vandalizing (I assume this means graffiti-ing?) school property.

I feel you! I wouldn't be mad about the porn but I would be PISSED about live sex cams if he could talk to the woman/make requests/etc. Watching is one thing, interacting with in any manner is another.