Get her fancy dog stuff.

When I saw the headline and blurb I was thinking "well obviously we just need to suspend more white girls."

I like my hormones. And I don't need the heavier bleeding that comes with Paragard... my period is heavy enough, thankee.

Berkin bags cost WHAT?! If people have that much money to spend, I got some student loans they could help pay off...

Where did you find those?

how about a pony named chloe?

I don't think this wall calendar is part of that collection.

I'd totally walk into the selfie stick and knock it down or obnoxiously move it out of the way. "Oh, excuse me... other people need to use the sidewalk, too."

Jezebel: where body snarking or hating on someone's appearances is only okay if you hate them. And only if most of the other Jezebel commentariat hate them, too.

So what I've learned from this is that police officers should be superhuman, never get scared or spooked or make a mistake. They should all be extremely highly trained and basically not even bother having guns.

I can't tell if you're serious or trolling.

Whaaaat?! WHY do people do these things? How did they find out?!

Semen cookies? I am intrigued.

I'm going to assume that the obvious big ones (being total asshole, being mean to animals, being abusive in any way, cheaters) are understood and don't need to be mentioned.

NO!

NO

Uhhh... my boyfriend is in his mid thirties, and I'm number 9 for him. So while I'm sure that plenty of guys bang their way through undergrad, that doesn't mean I have to settle for one one of them. I'm really not sure what your point is... that I have unrealistic expectations? Because so far, my expectations for a…

Uh, because requiring people to get HIV tests regularly and pay for it on their own would cause a shortage of life-saving blood?

I'm actually not single, in fact, this month marks 3 years with my boyfriend. And sure, past behavior might not always predict someone's behavior... but usually it does. People who have only been with 1 person in the past several years -probably- aren't going to fuck and run. If I was sleeping with someone who had…

Is it actually a major faux pas to ask how many people someone has been with? I mean, saying that only a certain number/range is acceptable otherwise YOU A HO is obviously awful. But I've always asked guys I date seriously, not because I have any desire to judge how good of a person they are by a number but because I…