Because they throw people in jail for speeding, despite nobody actually being harmed at any point during the "crime". It's just batshit insanity.

Yes! I read that part and all I could think was "fuck you." Those rural areas have those curvy roads for a reason- people live out there and need those roads for getting around. My next door neighbor got slammed on a curvy road (she was waiting at a stop sign, not even on the road) on two different occasions. One of…

Pretty sure my Chinese friends don't shave their armpits regularly... not to burst your bubble or anything but I think this is less to do with empowering women and more along the lines of a cultural thing... they just don't really see shaving armpits as a necessity.

There's a very sweet older woman at work who has been calling me by the wrong name for several months now. I didn't catch it at first and now I feel like it's too late to correct her so I just go along with it.

But that's the thing, I'm pretty average sized and I still don't think anyone could throw my meager 120 pounds like that. There'd be more flailing for balance and I don't think I'd start so high up...

Exactly! You have to communicate if you've had a change of heart. If your no becomes a yes, pre-sexytimes, say so and the fun can begin. If your yes becomes a no mid-coitus, then you HAVE to communicate that with your big-girl words. People aren't mind readers.

I don't see how those two details cry rape to you. I am NOT saying that rape didn't happen, just that those two details could be (and likely are) totally irrelevant.

Right? My understanding of physics has been smashed to pieces. She's not just jumping down from somewhere (?), it looks like she's falling perfectly at an angle while not changing pose... is there a harness/wire setup here I'm missing?

Yeah, I have this weird feeling that something is missing from the story. My first thought about the "do you want this?" "no" exchange was more of "I don't want this going public with people filming it." But at the same time the idea that she would only then go to the police to cry rape in case she was worried about…

Gave my boyfriend a blowjob and when I paused to give my mouth a break, I got a close look at his dick and found that some of the little pocket-like scars from his circumcision were full of solidified dark nastiness. Which I proceeded to then pop out of his skin like a pimple. He said, "oh, those are just stitches…

Right? I can't really think of many workplaces that just so happen to have an extra, private room that's comfortable to sit and pump in.

My boyfriend was circumcised shortly before hitting puberty and they apparently didn't put him under. He said that he "just played video games the whole time" which I assume meant he just had local anesthesia?

Sure does!

Personally, I think that part of his narrative is pure fiction.

I grew up thinking carrageenan was seaweed. Google tells me I'm essentially right. So why do I care if it's in my ice cream? Serious question.

Turned on? No. But I do like getting them on the rare occasion they're sent to me. I just find them curious. Like, it's interesting how how much they vary!

I often find dicks very interesting.

Pouch of gold in your shirt? I thought that was the Irish.

Honestly, I have no idea what to do. My last name is really unique, only family members share it with me. My current boyfriend is Korean, and his last name is EXTREMELY common. I kinda don't want a common last name, and I don't particularly want to take on an ethnic surname that doesn't fit my own ethnicity at all…

I started graduate school applications right after my boyfriend was accepted to his MBA program, so so he'd be a hypocrite to complain ;)