They don't ask about how many partners you've had, or if it's safe sex, or what kind of protection you use... so... nice try, but I highly doubt you "stuck it to the man" or even donated blood.

Calm down.

Yes. It's a gemsbok, native to Africa.

it isn't a thomson's gazelle. it's a gemsbok. Top: a Thomson's gazelle Bottom: a gemsbok.

Are you sure it's a thomson's gazelle? Aren't they yellow with a black stripe and white bellies? I'm 99.999% sure it's a gemsbok, which is, in fact, an antelope.

Ohhh you mean those gay loved ones of mine, one of whom needed a blood transfusion after getting in a car accident?

Oh, well, good job on sticking it to the anemic infants and trauma victims that desperately need your blood... because fuck the administrative section of the Red Cross, right?

It makes me really sad to see the posters who say they refuse to donate until the ban is lifted, even though the ban doesn't apply to them. Good job being an ally and everything but please remember that in the end, it's not really the Red Cross you're hurting... when it comes down to it, your refusal to donate is…

No. I have two hands and one washcloth (washcloth for the face). The hands get washed with soap. But I'm still not washing my face and my ass with the same cloth.

Uh oh. What about the Asian restaurant owners opening up a Sushi Burrito place in my area? Seriously, sushi burritos. That's how they describe their own restaurant. Someone warn the Mexican restaurant owners!

I thought it was funny.

... I'll be back in fifteen minutes. Maybe ten.

When it takes too long to reach the next one (usually after 3 or 4 for me) or when you have to go someplace.

I wasn't even thinking of her... but now that you mention it, that is totally a Cheryl/Carol/Charlene/Cristal statement.

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I understand. It's hard to focus on feminism and other mundane things when you're busy fantasizing about being choked by an alien on an intergalactic spaceship.

True fact: I had a professor in college who was really active in autism research and he despises Simon Baron-Cohen.

Right? First off, what's with only the right side of the face being hit? And why red? I mean, being hit/hitting myself on something makes my skin turn purple or blue and I don't think that's specific to white people. My skin only turns red when I'm slapped (or embarrassed, or have an acne outbreak)...

My mother cannot parallel park after driving since she was 20. She blames it on the fact that we live in the countryside, and says "when would I EVER need to parallel park out here?!"

South Korea isn't exactly a developing country with high rates of sexual assault. It's far from a feminist utopia, but it really isn't a dangerous country. And of course they have women-only bathrooms.