Ugh. Mr Finkertinks had some friends invite us over for a dinner party once, knowing that I'm severely allergic to all shellfish (as in, anaphylaxis-level allergic). They put shrimp and crab in all the food to "make it taste better." Funny thing, their excuse was also "you won't die if you eat food with brine shrimp…

So basically... she's totally OK with getting pregnant again while knowing that she'll probably miscarry? In her world, isn't that tantamount to knowingly creating a living child just to let it die right away?

So they're basically Morningstar Farms' "chikn" patties, with just enough chicken thrown in that they're not vegan?

So what? I ate my dog's treats up until middle school.

My aunt raises her own chickens for eggs. Her family of four goes through 10 eggs a day or so, every day, and she and her husband have both had their cholesterol levels plummet! Maybe it's just because they're fresh from free range chickens fed leftover people food (chickens will happily eat almost anything people…

Ahh yes. Somehow my facebook was set to male (probably for a very long time). I'm a woman. I've seen it happen with a lot of people, hahaha. I think something got screwed over during one of the earlier facebook "upgrades" about 3 or 4 years ago and a lot of people got gender switched.

That's what mine does... just kind of swirls/floats around.

If only Jez could science. But science is haarddd for us wimmenz, right?

Personally, I prefer kale.

Am I the only one who actually thinks he sounds kinda funny?

I did too. I was like, "duh. Cause of death: Pirates."

Am I the only person who really only talks to their friends on facebook using facebook chat, as opposed to, you know... on their walls?

Right? I recently adopted a cat who is still learning that she isn't allowed to use her mouth on me.

Well clearly my life is exactly like yours and therefore that will happen to me too. I'm not saying degrees are all I look at (and I don't consider a degree from DeVry or whatever a "real" degree).

It certainly influences my dating decisions. I just feel like we have more in common, experience-wise. My family is definitely the type to be impressed by advanced degrees, too, and I do care what they think of potential husbands.

As others have pointed out, language changes. But also, the German "sie" can mean both "she", "they", or a formalized "you" when capitalized. So... it is not unheard of in languages :P It'll be okay.

And pass a Bible Comprehension Test (if Christian).

Does this mean that these religious people have to prove that they're that religious?

I'm not gonna lie, I read that part and was like... yup, glad I clicked the article. The sheer WAT factor was so, so worth it.

Those puppies are in dire need of obedience training.