But there aren't any classes on How To Not Be Abusive or Neglectful required to, you know, birth and raise a child?

How is this rare? I have the same thing. Straight female, not trans or gay or the least bit genderqueer (or whatever the proper term is).

Yeahhh, in a country where genitals are seen as so taboo that a lot of parents (including my own) are mum on the subject of doing ANYTHING with them, including cleaning them? Because, you know, cleaning it requires touching it and that's sinful.

Doesn't take much self esteem to admit to an embarrassing phobia when you're on an anonymous website, actually.

I'm usually mistaken for a young teenager (13ish) over the phone. I've actually had landlords refuse to speak to me because "they don't rent to anyone under 18" :( But, but,...

Okay, I can't be too too upset about the old people thing because I have a similar, shameful little secret phobia.

Or get surgery! I had to get my tonsils out (word to the wise, adult tonsillectomies are HORRIBLE to go through) and it was so rough and I had so many complications and couldn't swallow anything but tiny sips of water. Lost SO much weight. Between getting them out on a Friday and ending up in the ER the next…

Okay. Let me be even more specific. I wish to reassure myself that it's okay for me to walk around in pasties on the street for no reason at all.

Can you have twins or triplets, please? I'd like one as well.

That's a lot better than my usual fall-back, which is "my mother CHOSE to have me, and I'd rather know that than think she may have been forced to birth my ungrateful ass."

Ahem, I meant wearing my sequined, tasseled nipple pasties in public.

I though this was going to be about not letting pregnant ladies ride motorcycles anymore.

Soooo... sequined, tasseled pasties are still ok?

Has anyone contacted law enforcement from Grand Ledge, or wherever the other guy is? 'Cause if no one has, I might...

No way, it's not possible that someone that Jezzies want to view as 100% evil might, you know, not always do the whole villain thing every day?

Wimp!

-bookmarks that video-

I don't know how to make white OR black friends... :(

Well said.

THAT'S MY ASS. That is exactly what my butt looks like and I'm glad to know it's not hideous.