Seriously, and they aren't cheap.

Obama can touch my white-chick hair all he wants.

I think I must have a really animated face or something because every photo of me has me making some strangely distorted expression, while I look great in videos. Someone help.

I like chocolate covered dried prunes... and that's really about it. I'll sometimes eat milk chocolate, but only if someone else gives it to me as a gift. I don't really like fried foods either though... give me fruity stuff.

The Repubs did warn us that gay marriage would lead to interspecies marriages.

YES! Anyone know where we can find them? Of course, they're probably waaay out of my budget... but... maybe.

Right?

Ugh forget that, I'm worried about accidentally sending something to my parents!

If it's redefining a fetus as something that starts at conception, does that have repercussions if a woman takes plan B? From my understanding, part of how plan B works is preventing implantation if it hasn't occurred.

Okay, yeah, that got a giggle from me too... but it wasn't really at his expense :P

When were those moments? I think I've got a touch of movie amnesia. I only remember McCarthy's character 'backing down' when she had something up her sleeve.

McCarthy was fantastic.

I liked it, and my boyfriend did too. I think the albino dude was pretty unnecessary and not funny (and I'm not saying that from some social justice warrior albinism isn't a joke perspective... the jokes just... weren't funny.) but overall I laughed throughout.

Eh, the only reason that I stopped saying retarded as a teenager was that my aunt had a baby with DS and it really struck me how hurt she was when people threw the word around. Six years later and the word almost, almost passes my lips every once in a while... a remnant from when it was used in most sentences without…

Oh dear, you seem to be conflating racism with institutional racism.

I graduated high school in 2011, so I think I'm a bit more of a recent graduate than a lot of posters here. I'm from PA/main line area, too, if that makes any difference. I learned it in elementary school- it was mandatory to write everything in cursive in 3rd, 4th, and 5th grade. Middle school, cursive was preferred…

Alcohol in grocery stores/Targets/7-11's? What the fuck.

Hmm. I think I must be the cat whisperer, or perhaps my presence turns cats into dogs. My cat adores me- sleeps cuddled up next to me, sits on my lap in the bathroom, lies on the lip of the tub while I bathe, won't let me watch tv/be on the computer/eat food without being on my lap...

I think one of the grossest parts was when Thicke did an interview and said it was okay to do this song and degrade women because he and the other two guys are married.

My boyfriend's table manners are terrible but I don't know if I can really call him out on it since he's from another country... can't tell if the horribly distracting and gag-inducing way he eats is a cultural thing, or just him...