“Well, you can’t just lock up all of them. It would be too obvious.” - Ferguson Police Department

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I like it, actually.

Actually, sharks are cartilaginous, not boned.

Rasmussen’s letter is so bad that upon first read, I thought for sure it wasn’t real. Couldn’t be. Right?

“Cobb County homeowners will not see their taxes go up one penny”

that is what old people call all external storage devices bigger than the thumb drive.

Zip drive?!?! ZIP DRIVE?!?!?!

Is it your dream to produce a technology that puts people’s lives at risk? If so you are a piece of shit.

This entire statement could have been attributed to Alexander Daigle.

I have never watched hockey. Ever. I can’t explain why, really. I just never cared. But my kids were curious about the sport when we accidentally flipped to this last night. And between my valiant (and failed) attempts at explaining the rules and the frantic energy seen from the players, we were captivated by this…

Hey, go fuck yourself. And Let’s Go Pens!

Well, I can almost taste your tears, and they will be delicious.

Go, the Sharks will. This Lightning team was not very good, and fundamentally were awful the last 2 games. A cornucopia of errant passes, botched clearing attempts, a comatose power play, and mishandling of the puck at even the most cursory of pressure. And let’s not let Vasilevsky off the hook. Those were 2 Dairy…

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Actually, the American thing played against him hard in that market. It was brought up in several articles and TV segments (Don Cherry even mentioned it...not to mention his “The Leafs have to many Americans” speech when Burke ran the team) and the media in Toronto as a whole treated Kessel like crap. They will rue…