Thank you for an unexpected laugh....”BREAKING: White Men Enter Building In Rural Oregon, Act Like They Run The Place. Here is a question: At which rural Oregon building isn’t that true?”

“...or until swoled out” HA! +1

“...or until swoled out” HA! +1

I see an error. These are all soccer goals. The best goals were scored on a sheet of ice. All of them.

Wow that last line of yours, Tom! I’m a physician, and I was literally stroking my chin and thinking of all the ways this guy is misguided in his thinking, and here you go talking about it. +1

Re: dogs walking in a circle. I read a recent article in which they discussed this being a way to check for snakes before laying down. Not that interesting of a comment, but more interesting than soccer.

THANK YOU for covering some hockey!

Dude’s running around on grass with cleats kicking a ball bigger than his head. I don’t know...I think this is way more impressive.

“She’s hitting and banging our car! Please send officers! PLEASE!!” The dude sounds absolutely **fabulous** and I’d love to go shopping for cake stands at the mall with him! Maybe go rollerskating later!

Thank you for trolling the trolls....absolutely lovely!

LOOK! Troll got trolled! It’s an amazing day for the Internet!

HA! +1

What a douche. He just went down several notches in my book. Old man on the court won’t even shake his own fans’ hand? What the shit? This ain’t 2002, baby.

Hell yes!!! MORE SOCCER PLEASE!!!!

Why do you ask? You wanna ask me out on a date or something?

Isn’t this just you saying the same exact thing, but with different words?

Soccer is boring. More boring than your re-tread joke here. That would have been funny in 2005. But soccer is worse. And yea, I guess if DS isn’t going to cover hockey, then I’ll look elsewhere. But for the love of all that is holy soccer is so boring.

Finally. An blog about hockey on Deadspin. A 14 word blog post, but a blog post nonetheless. Hopefully this trend continues, and perhaps we’ll get 5% of the coverage foreign soccer gets on Deadspin. Christmas is coming....dare we dream big?

+! hahaha

can somebody as the editor at Deadspin to assign someone to cover American NHL as much as you cover foreign soccer?

Where are the large, vertical black bars at the side of the video? This video is too big.