This is taking slumming it to a whole new level.

Hammer Time’s parents are loaded. Nothing greases the wheels of justice like $$$$$$$$$$$$$. :(

well, Hammer Time here is from a wealthy family.

also: how in the world did he claim self-defense if he was the one with the claw hammer and she was the one with a shattered leg and fucking hammer wounds?

I’m wondering if this upstanding gentleman kept his hammer past a secret from his wife? Wouldn’t that be an unpleasant discovery about your husband, Subway Jared level horror.

Why do these types NEVER seem to kill themselves first instead of taking it out on the rest of us?

Okay, JFC on several levels to this, but I’d just like to point out that he hit her with a hammer UNTIL THE HAMMER BROKE, then she bit his finger, and THAT was the final straw for him. This story doesn’t really deserve any levity, but I’m gonna make an Erma Bombeck level joke and use this as incontrovertible proof…

Florida is an at-will state. They don’t need to wait for him to resign, they can fire him. Fucking idiots.

If I can’t trust a company that only exists to data mine who can I trust?

Never not funny!!

It was a money grab from the start. The obvious red flag was tarot card reader. Never give the benefit of the doubt to someone in a profession whose entire point is to scam people out of money. I don’t trust televangelist, and I don’t trust tarot card readers, they are only after money.

I cannot feel sorry for anyone who has a “beauty allowance”. No matter how small it is, it’s 100X larger than mine.

They both seem nice, and it’s nice when nice people are happy?

There’s more than enough blame to go around for that dreadful movie. The director, the screenwriter, whoever decided it was a good idea to make the soundtrack hip-hop, and so many more. All in all, I would say very little of it was Mulligan’s fault, though. Tobey Maguire and Leonardo DiCaprio were both awful in…

Things Bryan Singer should be forced to stay away from: the director’s chair, and underage twinks.

Oh, Freddie. You were a gift to us all.

Probably explains the “traumatized nostril”

Right? That lead photo is some Faces of Meth shit. Poor dude. I hope he gets some assistance.

Aaron Carter looks like he’s done all the drugs. 😬