It does make you wonder why she doesn’t keep the PR firm on retainer instead of contracting them only after she’s gotten herself into it. Maybe that’ll be her true lesson learnt. 😂

Eh, I’d be a little more inclined to believe her if this wasn’t her second go-round. Her apology tour after her made-up and chock-full-of-implicit-racism White Savior Goes to Zambia and Imagines a War book was similar (if I remember correctly) in that she actually did apologize and not make awful non-apology “sorry if…

GIANT EYEROLL BISH PLEASE

I’m going to go with the latter. Also, presenting a more genuine face to the world is probably a no go. I don’t believe for a second she’s an easy going gal who just wants to hang with her computer and her dog. Whoever the real person who’s made all these clueless, poser choices is, she’s probably not all that…

I’ve noticed that in wives of very rich men in the past. I’m in that same age range now, and my friends look a lot fresher even though they have jobs and little kids and limited beauty budgets. I can only assume these women know and copy each other and/or all go to the same doctors.

Apologizing in a socialite magazine...#NotToneDeafAtAll

I’m more surprised she still doesn’t understand the rules of being a trophy wife. The most important rule of all: don’t get the gravy train in trouble!

That sounds amaaaaaaazing. Wait, now you’re persuading me, you manipulative manipulator, you!

Pastor claims ignorant racism is a real problem, parishioners prove him right. 

Did they store that dress on the floor?

So she’s a gauche, nouveau-riche (or should it be nouvelle-riche?), social climber, plenty of those in the world. What I can’t forgive her for is the memoir.

Can you believe she’s 35????? She went ham on that shit way too early. She looks like a well-preserved 52.

The interviewer notes that Linton had to be persuaded to pose in “beautiful dresses,”

“No make-up girl,” yeah right, more like “no limit on botox girl.” (Not that there’s anything wrong with Botox, if you’re okay with needles in your face <shudder>, but does anyone ever tell these people to stop?)

“Hey, there are good Christians on both sides.”

-D. Trump

Seems perfectly reasonable in Trump’s America that “good” Christians get mad at at another Christian for actually being a Good Christian.

But he was accused multiple times of victimizing children as a school bus driver IN THE SAME TOWN! As a small town gal myself, I can’t believe people hadn’t heard.

Exactly. Poor Ernest Martin — though who knows, maybe he ran on a cannibalism platform?

So, a known kiddie fiddler was elected mayor.

Sometime in the future when Osteen is dead he’ll be standinat the pearly gates and St. Peter is on the other side going: