Don’t forget the nose. It’s way more pinched than when she was a kid, and you don’t lose baby fat off your nose. Eyes lifted. She basically got a new head.

Almost at Kylie levels.

I’ve heard people called “boring” before and I never fully believed it, I always said “They probably just have different interests than you, everyone gets bored by something that fascinates someone else.” Yet somehow Ivanka Trump proved me wrong...

It’s funny that they expect us to believe that’s how she actually looks.... old photos reveal she’s the same chinless bucktoothed pudding as her brothers.... but bam, as soon as you get a jawline installed + a few veneers, suddenly you’re some kinda genetic role model.

I doubt she actually lived there. It seems to be furnished like a model home with a few personal items tucked in all over the place to make it seem lived in.

Clue was still in the shrink wrap!

Eh. She’s human but the plastic surgery makes her look like plastic.

This was the highlight for me.

1) Oprah, why.

I feel dumber after watching this. Also, I have a hard time believing that she reads 4 newspapers a day. Reading that much improves one’s writing. And her writing is atrocious.

*coughs*ButJezebelisnotagossipwebsite!*coughs* ;)

She is a snake in a well fitting human suit.

She has definitely gotten more surgery since then.

I love Clue, which I have never opened. Look at all the papers laying out my plans for a blind trust... wait, not too closely though.

Twister, Clue, Cranium and Monopoly are all STILL IN THE PLASTIC WRAPPER. you do not play those games, girl.

God I hate her voice. Like nails on a chalkboard.

Is this part of a concerted effort to appeal to the “working classes?”

I think it’s more that the sexy idols from your teen years (or mine, as a fellow mid-30s person) are suddenly either hitting that age hump or that alcoholic point where their looks are leaving. We mortals have probably got another 5-10 years before the age kicks in (without the hollywood “special effects”).

Jerry Bruckheimer, the executive producer behind the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, tells THR that Depp was under a tremendous about of pressure in Australia and that the actor “has put his woes behind him, along with his tardiness.”

Where’s Mel Gibson when you need him?