She’s dead behind the eyes. She couldn’t act her way out of a paper bag.

I’ve always like Pattie LuPone. But now she’s my favorite. Playing Yellow Diamond and now plainly calling Madonna out on her poor acting? Fave for life.

She’s dead behind the eyes. She couldn’t act her way out of a paper bag. She should not be on film or on stage

Staahp. The Hitler Mustache. The part 2/19. The needs to eat a sandwhich look. Some kind of weird balkan flag. THE BLACK CURTAINS. Staaaahp doing this to me. It’s too easy.

yap, especially 1st one, where you can’t distinguish which Chris is he, right on money.

Good lord. I’m going to keep my children at home and sit on them until we all die of old age.

What a lovely group of people. Show’s how little they know of the word “fraternity” when they abandon someone to die simply because they’re cowards.

Foot surgery or iPhone, Jason. You can only have one!

I’ve seen a fetus smoking a cigarette on an ultrasound. Just sayin’...

alternate title...

Sorry, after that picture was taken, Ivanka told Tiffany to get the bathrooms cleaned before Jared got home, and make sure she took the dog out. Also don’t make eye contact with me EVER!!!!!!!

Which chapter does she suggest being born rich, white and pretty?

Weird that you have to hire three recruiters to convince your dad to give you enough money to start your own business.

The only reason you have trouble breathing is because you were greedy enough to start breathing in the first place.

There actually is something in that article that surprised me. I’m genuinely startled that Johnny Depp, who billed himself as a Capital-A Actor long after he started mostly doing big, dumb, family movies, doesn’t bother to memorize his lines anymore. Wasn’t that one of the signs that Marlon Brando had given up on…

Water is just clear. Grass is green might’ve worked better.

It’s mid-60s female early retiree now helping out at the local library on Wednesday afternoons.

I thought his name was, Miley’s Dad

Based on that pic I will refer to him as Clairol Shag Mullett and nothing else.

The fact that Jenner got 250K to talk about an event on instagram makes me want to throw up