Alternate headline: Final Fantasy found a way to squeeze more money from rabid fans for their dress up simulator.

I don't get the point of this since none of this is news and was disclosed when he left. Just because USA today finally decided to run the story it's now news to us again?

You have no idea what you're talking about.

For some reason peter the pig is stirring up memories of lord of the flies

It only makes sense that it's a Dice award. Neither company seems to know what it means to properly patch problems in a timely manner.

Like anyone at Microsoft knows what the market wants.

People don't die from smoking half a cigarette, something known to add chemicals to addict you to them. All of which are bad for you. Please explain how something used in the Far East as medicine for the last 10,000 years killed this lady.

So much funny this week. Great job to all.

Nintendo fans having class made me laugh when every wii u article I see them bashing whatever writer for making the system look bad, when it's doing that all on its own.

Me and 9 of my friends have in the last month returned our x1's and went to ps4. Rolling out a patch in March to fix things that should of been working in November? I'm sorry but there's no guarantee that the patch will even work. I know the last patch before I got rid of mine was a step backwards for hand gestures…

If that was true then you would of not stated you started at snes to make it seem like you've been gaming for a while. Last I checked, I usually go with the guy who has more experience. Not sure how playing battlefield means you know what you're talking about? I'm sorry you feel that because you play both you somehow…

How far back do records go for this? Can we possibly go far back enough to watch me stomp all over thresh when q3 first came out?

Cute. As someone with 10 years more experience I'd say you're simply inexperienced more in one as one has a far smaller learning curve. I have friends pick up pc fps games quite quickly. As quickly as a few rounds sometimes. It can take those same people years to assimilate to a controller. It doesn't mean it's…

Amazed that where I live here in the Midwest, is apparently ahead of the rest of the world by 15 years. If I wasn't retired I'd step into the old break room and take a pic.

While a vending machine with strictly tomatoes seems a bit odd, I'm finding it hard to grasp that people have never heard of such things already vending fruits and veggies. Fresh food in general, not just fruit and veggies, has been in vending machines for a VERY long time in the states. Pretty much as soon as…

Try telling that to factory workers that have been living off these types of vending machines for the last 30 years. Fresh food in a vending machine is nothing new. If you can't grab food and go, then a vending machine is the last place you belong trying to get food.

As someone who grew up doing both pc and console gaming his whole life I find this argument is used by people who lack the ability to play both ways. The controller is only as good as the person using it and how comfortable they are with it.

Bring this to the playstation store and xbl please

Considering my former boss fired 37 people instead of losing a 2 million dollar bonus. Yes, I said bonus. People lost jobs so this man could keep his bonus. I'd say this man is a fucking saint compared to most men in his position.

My bad if the gif doesn't work but gawkers posting system is just as awesome as your reply.