Yep. Homebirth is taking unnecessary risks at the expense of your child for your own “birth experience”. In my opinion, you have failed the very first test of parenting by doing that. No baby is going to remember their birth.

Just like the anti-vax nutjobs, this is even more infuriating because the victims are the most innocent and without choice. Fuck every single one of these Free Birth idiots. And fuck this whole “natural” movement that’s taking us backwards. Yeah, women used to sometimes give birth alone. But a fucking lot of them…

Home birth can be great for some women, but the fact that this group deletes any advise that counters their beliefs and doesn’t make room for other treatment options makes them a cult, and a very dangerous one at that.

Every single grocery store does this.

You know, if you were to check receipts against carts several hundred times per day, several days a week, you might actually *gasp* get good at it.

If my child stopped playing video games and started going to church, I would be very concerned.

No, it isn’t. I mean, I’m a straight guy and even I get the tinglies in my Funk Bits when he’s on screen.

I think it’s a little ridiculous to knock Overwatch’s diversity. They have really gone out of their way to include a broad spectrum of cultures, and they continue to produce heroes that were obviously designed with inclusivity in mind. They even made the game’s mascot (Tracer) a lesbian, backing up the statement that…

It *was* marketed to them. They announced this shitty reskin of a Chinese mobile game to an exclusively western, PC-focused, English-speaking audience, who I will remind you paid to be there. It was marketed to Blizzard’s core fanbase, and no one in that fanbase wants Diablo Immortal.

Why do cars always look awesome in gas stations late at night? 

Yes and no, I think. The Jez take on this is as misleading and uninformed as usual, given voice to some PT mouthpiece about how this is some conspiracy to roll back progressive social policies. I was with some Brazilians at a work conference recently who are virulently opposed to Bolsonaro, but they all seemed to…

But they trade on their bodies. They literally fetishize themselves and then make money off of it. When you are lying to teens about how your lips got so plump, then selling lip kits, don’t you invite some snark? When you sell books about weight loss and have a show called “Revenge Body,” but your body changes are…

Honestly, I thought there’s no way it could be THAT OBVIOUS. I don’t know why I’m expecting subtlety and complexity still in 2018. The correct answer is the dumbest most blatant answer. 

Yes, but everyone’s insurance is more expensive because getting hit at 3mph causes $1500 in damage.

I’ll gladly take function over form. Bring back bumpers.

Maybe he’s a cat burglar. I got nothing.

How does cat rank less than criminal?  What country needs to sit in the corner and think about their life choices?

GOP: Let’s immediately begin an investigation into Hillary Clinton sending a bomb to herself!

Clearly there are very fine people on both sides

Poor pilot had to heil an Über.