This totally backfired for me.  My youngest plays Minecraft.  Which is perfectly fine and she enjoys it.  However, she wanted to learn to do more advanced things, so she watches other kids playing Minecraft.  Now when we ask her what she wants to be when she grows up?  “Daddy, I’m gonna be a Youtuber when I grow up!” …

A deadly game of cat and also cat.

...and I’m not sure how Bandai Namco could possibly go about removing them.

No, what was even more impressive is they allowed him to merge. Try that shit in New Jersey.

So if someone gets chlamydia and it takes months to develop, would that be called a...*puts on sunglasses*...slow clap?

I’m not a fan of Spears, but residencies seem to give her a combination of work and stability that seems to be good for her mental health, so yay for Brittany.

LoA is on my (deleted)‘s record label, and that means I extra-appreciate this post. :D

“Who wants directing responsibilities for a crappy project? That’s not progress.”

Someone that doesn't want their doors removed by a bear.  

Someone that lives where crime really isn’t an issue?

I couldn’t bear to watch all of that video. It was such a grizzly sight; the polar opposite of what I thought that animal could do. I hope more people don’t see this Kodiak moment, as it might cause a panda-monium.

If “hornliness” isn’t already a word, it should be. Nice work.

Towing companies that answer your roadside call, or contract to AAA or something, are fine and usually very professional in my experience. Tow companies that take your car and keep it hostage can fuck right off. Boot people and call it a day.

The scummiest people in the universe are in the towing game.

It’s not a spot-weld. It’s just a weld. And its likely stronger than factory.

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

Pfffft. Some of the best sex I ever had is with several different ex’s. Once you put all pretense aside and be like “this is only about fucking”, it is freaking great.

Yeah it’s been great when people have both emotionally moved on and can just enjoy the sex.

8 minutes? No wonder you broke up.

My anecdotal experience definitely backs this up. Sometimes, it’s been awhile since 2 people have had sex, and hey if they already know the sex with each other is good, why not! So what if one person thinks the other is KIND OF an asshole, and the other thinks the first person is KINDA lame. Banging is dope!