This is probably the most hilarious and ironic outcome for the situation. The majority of the people who have been crying for the name change (ie. Deadspin) have also been the ones so against public stadium funding (especially Deadspin). Now the efforts to change the name of a football team is directly leading to a…

This guy is a piece of shit, but $100,000 and 1,000 hours of community service is hardly a slap on the wrist. Hopefully he will be barred from owning another dog and can just live in the shame of getting caught abusing an innocent animal.

Bacon

I read this whole thing and fucking loved it. Great job!

I think injuries in the NFL are much more random by design than NBA injuries. It would make sense that this technology works better with NBA players than their football counterpart.

Greatest boxing quotes in order:

Sad :(

I feel for the guy. Between his failing video game company, going bankrupt and cancer, he really has had a tough break since leaving baseball.

Sources at Anonymous confirm that this is Tom Cruise.

Patterson wasn't wrong.

Not going to lie, that's awesome.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I kind of feel bad for the guy.

If I carried an ounce of coke on me to a baseball game I'd probably wear one too.

Who let's their 7 year old daughter play unattended in the bad side of town?

On Thursday, the hacktivist group Anonymous released the name of who they claimed was Brown's killer but the STL police quickly denied the person worked for them. Twitter then shut down the Anonymous Twitter feed. Still, when a police officer commits an atrocity and then the corresponding police department closes…

I completely agree that a "nanny state" ultimately hurts our kids, but North Augusta, SC isn't exactly a safe place. It scores a 12 out of 100 (100 being the safest) on the Neighborhood Scout crime index and I have been to a few of these southern small cities and I would definitely not feel comfortable leaving my 9…

I guess I'm the only one who has no issue with a mother getting arrested for abandoning her child at a park.

Robin Williams was absolutely one of the best. Even though "The Birdcage" was a film, it began as the popular play "La Cage Aux Folles." Williams was able to bring out the life of the play into one of my favorite movies. I'll miss him :(

Great article! A real think piece! This is very well written and clearly deserves recognition. Good job.

That depends. I'd love to talk to someone with some legal expertise on whether "conscious" implies sober. I'm assuming it does. It will be interesting to see if there is an increase in convictions because of the language change.